Topic: An English Lesson About "****"
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Sat 04/19/08 03:04 AM
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fvck". It is the one magical word, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fvck, as most words in the English language, takes its name from the German word "fricken," which means "to strike."

"Fvck" falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fvcked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fvcked by John).

It can be an active verb (John really fvcks up) or a passive verb (Mary doesn't really give a fvck), and adverb (Mary is fvcking interested in John), and a noun (Mary is a fine fvck).

It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fvcking beautiful).

As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of "fvck"

Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations:

Fraud- I got fvcked at the used car lot. Dismay- Oh, fvck it! Trouble- I guess I'm fvcked now. Aggression- fvck you! Passive-Fvck me.
Confusion-What the fvck? Difficulty- I can't understand this fvcking business.Despair-Fvcked again. Apathy- who gives a fvck. Incompetence- He's all fvcked up! Laziness- He's a fvck off. Displeasure- What the fvck is going on here? Ignorance-Fvck if I know. Defiance- The fvck you can! Lost- Where the fvck are we? Authority- shut the fvck up.

It can be used in descriptive anatomy-He's really a fvcking asshole. It can be used to tell time- It's five fvcking thirty. It can be used in business- How did I get this fvcking job? It can be a prediction- Oh, will I get fvcked. It can be maternal-as in "Mother Fvcker." It can be nautical-Fvck the Admiral. It can be political- Fvck Reagan. It can open the door to wonderful relationships-"Let's Fvck" It can be used just to enhance the meaning of a word-as in "Beautifvckingful" or "Terfvckingrific."
The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses. How can anyone be offended when you say "Fvck"? Use it in your daily speech, it adds to your prestige.

So TODAY, tell someone "FVCK YOU."

SOME ADDED QUIPS:

Remember General Custer's famous last words: "Where did all those fvcking Indians come from?"

Also, the last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fvck was that?"

And finally, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic: "Full speed ahead and fvck the icebergs!"

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Sat 04/19/08 03:13 AM
lol i knew it was my fav word for some reason

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Sat 04/19/08 03:38 AM
laugh laugh He said Fvcklaugh

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Sat 04/19/08 03:41 AM


...on the money there hun....lol...lol..bigsmile drinker

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