Times are hard!!!

My dear friends and family,

Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and
Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you
all
as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that
it's
a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the
instructions below:

How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxi pads
to
make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The
other two
wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the
top
pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever
you
desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:* Soft and Hygienic

* Non-slip grip strips on the soles

* Built-in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh

* No more bending over to mop up spills

* Disposable and biodegradable

* Environmentally safe

* Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light and Get out the Sand Bags.

I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the
nifty
slippers for yourself. Awaiting your response. It's crucial!

LOL