Topic: The Atheist Meets the Bear | |
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An atheist was walking through the woods.
>> "What majestic trees"! >> "What powerful rivers"! >> "What beautiful animals"! He said to himself. >> >> As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the >> bushes behind him. >> He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. >> >> He ran as fast as he could up the path. >> He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. >> >> He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. >> He tripped & fell on the ground. >> He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right! on top >> of him, >> reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. >> >> At that instant the Atheist cried out, >> >> "Oh my God!" >> >> Time Stopped. >> The bear froze. >> The forest was silent. >> As a brig ht light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. >> >> "You deny my existence for all these years, >> teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." >> "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? >> Am I to count you as a believer"? >> >> The atheist looked directly into the light, >> "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a >> Christian now, >> but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"? >> >> "Very Well," said the voice. >> >> The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. >> >> And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed >> his head & spoke: >> >> >> >> "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty >> through Christ our Lord, Amen." |
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Bearifically Funny!Grrrrr.
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LMAO
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THAT is good.lollol
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