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CleanBathroom
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Fri 04/18/08 08:52 AM
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What's the best or most humorous intro you've received on a dating site? I'm thinking of using as my calling card:
"You really need me to be your friend 'cuz I'm really good at the internet." I really need more people to like me. Can anyone help me here? |
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'Hi, want to hook up tonight?'
That was'nt really humorous, but the fact that she was 1,000 miles away asking was. |
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If you compliment a person's posts in the friend request, that works. That gets me every time!
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'Hi, want to hook up tonight?' That was'nt really humorous, but the fact that she was 1,000 miles away asking was. If you had that Star Trek zapper thing-a-ma-jiggy, you could've totally called her bluff. |
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While making my way back to a pool table after getting a drink at the bar, an attractive woman I never met before stopped me, eyed me down then up and asked me; "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just that excited to see me?"
True! |
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All I ever get is people wanting to argue with me, or wanting me to meet them at a bar. I would really appreciate something with some substance and intellect behind it, for a change. I would also appreciate a platinum-coated baleen whale. Guess which is more likely.
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Uh oh...a bar is a "dating site", right?
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What's the best or most humorous intro you've received on a dating site? I'm thinking of using as my calling card: "You really need me to be your friend 'cuz I'm really good at the internet." I really need more people to like me. Can anyone help me here? i had a come up to me once and asked me if i had the name alan tatooed on me.
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Uh oh...a bar is a "dating site", right?
Not for me, it ain't! 
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All I ever get is people wanting to argue with me, or wanting me to meet them at a bar. I would really appreciate something with some substance and intellect behind it, for a change. I would also appreciate a platinum-coated baleen whale. Guess which is more likely. Oh thou great Lexford how I adore thee from afar, please make this silly woman happy to befriend me, Your words are like raindrops on the starving soil. I must if nothing else in life, have a few moments of your time, and a lifetime of your insight.. Ya, mean something like that? |
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All I ever get is people wanting to argue with me, or wanting me to meet them at a bar. I would really appreciate something with some substance and intellect behind it, for a change. I would also appreciate a platinum-coated baleen whale. Guess which is more likely. Oh thou great Lexford how I adore thee from afar, please make this silly woman happy to befriend me, Your words are like raindrops on the starving soil. I must if nothing else in life, have a few moments of your time, and a lifetime of your insight.. Ya, mean something like that? Well, it's a bit florid, but it would make a good first effort. |
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.....It was...tap on the shoulder ........"are you OK....did you get hurt...(long pause)... when you fell from heaven..."...lol...I know but I was yonng and he was handsome.....lol....
 ~wicked~
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When I was at a bar about 10 years ago, a woman full of brass tacks came up to me, and handed me a napkin, and said I was going to need it later that night. I looked at her in a strange way, and then she handed me her phone number, and address, and walked out the door. As this was an area of Chicago I'd never partied in, and none of my friends knew her that drank at that bar, I deposited all the paper in the garbage can when I left. Might have been fun, but who knows...
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All I ever get is people wanting to argue with me, or wanting me to meet them at a bar. I would really appreciate something with some substance and intellect behind it, for a change. I would also appreciate a platinum-coated baleen whale. Guess which is more likely. Oh thou great Lexford how I adore thee from afar, please make this silly woman happy to befriend me, Your words are like raindrops on the starving soil. I must if nothing else in life, have a few moments of your time, and a lifetime of your insight.. Ya, mean something like that? Well, it's a bit florid, but it would make a good first effort. You are NEVER f'ing happy are you? |
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You are NEVER f'ing happy are you? What, and spoil the persona? You gotta be kidding! This is fun for me. If I can't meet anybody here, I can at least practice my writing....!! 
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You are NEVER f'ing happy are you? What, and spoil the persona? You gotta be kidding! This is fun for me. If I can't meet anybody here, I can at least practice my writing....!!
You kill me, I sent you a friend request....
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You are NEVER f'ing happy are you? What, and spoil the persona? You gotta be kidding! This is fun for me. If I can't meet anybody here, I can at least practice my writing....!!
That was an ADMISSION.
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Lily~~ I hope you complimented Lexy's posts. CleanBR sent me one and he complimented mine... so of course I accepted it!
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You are NEVER f'ing happy are you? What, and spoil the persona? You gotta be kidding! This is fun for me. If I can't meet anybody here, I can at least practice my writing....!!
That was an ADMISSION.
I'm good huh? I should be a cop..... "sit down slime bag, lemme tell ya, how this is gonna work here see, I run this town here see, and I clean up dirt bags like you off the pavement and eat you for lunch." You can see it can't you huh? |
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Uh Huh.... Just like Cagney... Or Lacey?
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