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Topic: New National Symbol
Josiah2112 Joined Sun 11/11/07 Posts: 159	Thu 04/17/08 09:20 PM
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

bgeorge Joined Fri 09/14/07 Posts: 7850	Thu 04/17/08 09:21 PM


Redneckmaninsc Joined Sun 03/02/08 Posts: 331	Thu 04/17/08 09:22 PM


Anonwho Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 174	Thu 04/17/08 09:26 PM
That is the best thing i have read all day. Mind if i share it with my coworkers.

jonny63 Joined Sat 03/08/08 Posts: 5229	Thu 04/17/08 09:28 PM
Doh!!! How right you are.

Josiah2112 Joined Sun 11/11/07 Posts: 159	Thu 04/17/08 09:28 PM
not at all anonwho :P

marky84 Joined Mon 07/23/07 Posts: 1057	Thu 04/17/08 09:29 PM
now thats funny AND true

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