Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in the King's
court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the
beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the
penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his
colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's
chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he
could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy
his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to
arrange it.

Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed
to have Horatio the Physician arrange it and that he
would gladly pay the 1,000 gold coins for the chance
to satisfy his desires for the Queen.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of
itching powder and poured a little bit into the
Queen's massive brassiere while she was taking a bath.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew
intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address
this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King
and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for
four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that
tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the
Dragon Slayer had present the antidote to cure the
itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.
Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon
Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he
quickly put it into his mouth, and for the next four
hours, worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous
and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was
eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left
satisfied and as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer
found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of
1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied,
Nick the Dragon Slayer could have cared less, and
knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report
this matter to the King shooed him away with no
payment made.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive
dose of the same itching powder into the King's
loincloth. The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon
Slayer...