1. What do Jell-O and a woman have in common?
---They both wiggle when you eat them.

2. What is a Yankee?
--The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

3. What do women and condoms have in common?
---They both spend more time in your wallet than
on penis.

4. What do you call two skunks that are 69ing?
---Odor eaters.

5. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
---A Lickalotopuss.

6. Why do men name their penis?
---They like to be on a first name basis with the
one making most of their decisions.

7. What is the difference between snowmen and
snowwomen?
---Snowballs.

8. What does a rooster have that a man wants?
---A hard pecker.

9. What kind of bees give milk?
---Boo bees.

10. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
---Speed bumps.

11. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
---They both like a tight seal.

12. Why do only 30% of women get into Heaven?
---If it were more, it would be Hell.

13. What has three teeth and sixty feet?
--- The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.

14. What is the new gay Internet address?
--- c: enter

15. What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian
---They're right! We do taste like chicken!

16. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in
common?
---The balls are just for decoration.

17. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
---What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat
ME!

18. Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning?
---They have no balls to scratch

19. What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
---Erotic is using a feather ... kinky is using
the whole chicken.

20. What is the difference between ooooooh and
aaaaaaah?
---About three inches.

21. How do you make a hormone?
---Don't pay her.

22. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
---A Megasorass.

23. How many men does it take to screw in a light
bulb?
---One..Men will screw anything.

24. What do Michael Jackson and a grocery bag have in
common?
---They are both made of plastic and dangerous
for children to play with.

5. What is the mating call of a blonde?
--- "I'm sooooo drunk!"