edit: apparantly the word beginning with C and ending with K is ****'d out.



A priest in a small rural town was very fond of the
ten chickens and one
handsome **** rooster he kept in a hen house behind
the rectory.

One Saturday night the priest discovered that the ****
rooster was missing.
At the same time the priest heard rumors of cockfights
being held in town.
Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something
during Sunday Mass.

During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you
will confess to
sporting a handsome ****?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among
you will confess to
having seen a handsome ****?"

All the women stood up.

"Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean, either.
Who among you will
confess to having seen a **** that doesn't belong to
you?"

Half the women stood up.

"Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the
question. Has anybody
here seen my ****?"

All the choirboys stood up.