Female Prayer:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed,
Knows how to answer "How big's my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to the end
And always be my very best friend.

Amen.

Male Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac,
with huge boobs who owns a liqour store and a bass boat.

Amen.