Topic: Little Boy
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Wed 04/16/08 08:18 PM
Litte Boy: Daddy, where did I come from?
Daddy: You came from the stork
Little Boy: Ewww, you ****ed a stork?

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Thu 04/17/08 04:57 AM
Well one day I sat down next to a young man at the bus stop, he had the most outrageous Mohawk haircut. This thing was about 10 inches high, dyed 4 different colors, stood straight up. So I am sitting there checking it out and he says to me
Hey old man, I bet you never did anything like this when you were young, I bet you played it safe and followed all the rules.
I replied, No not really, once I was so drunk I F**ked a peacock and I thought maybe you were my son.