I think I even wetted myself in a couple,,,lol,,,lol THANKS

"everyone looking, but no one in sight"


Oh so true my friend, oh so true...lovely words...

How bout a woman
who loves the things
that men like to do
but no man is man enough
to step up to my plate
yes Abra that mean playboy too.
A woman who likes
to watch the game
and won't start a fight
and if you prefer
to masturbate
that's ok but you might
be up with me all night
I don't complain about
shoes or shopping;
I prefer to get dirty
and work on my own car
And every night
and on the weekends
you'll catch me at the bar.
I do not like the foo foo drinks,
beer is my drink of choice
I dropped out of college
but I do have a voice!

T, I am sure a lot more than 3 ladies care for and about you,hm ? Keep writing my friend maybe there will be a lady who will swoon at your poetic outpourings, of late you have delivered some interesting and very meaty pieces.............I will continue to watch your progress

T,

Very nice write; you bring out the best in everyone here!

i have got to move back to Poenix....

Grab her by a thigh
and wear a Stetson hat
buck the baby all night long
and show her where it’s at!

Dating’s like a rodeo
grab her by her horns
get it all on video
and sell it to the porns

This isn’t what I wanted
where’s my sweet sixteen?
I’m shy and want to kiss her
but now it’s all obscene!

I missed the boat of childhood
I crave the innocence of kiss
that slowly brews
and over time
will blossom into bliss

This competition’s fierce
such gross perverted porn!
my pee pee wants to run and hide
from the pressure to perform

Where’s the shy librarians?
the gals who wanna kiss
and take a walk
to share some talk
and slowly reminisce

I dream of innocent Sally
and of childlike Peggy Sue
gals that smile and blush a lot
and don’t expect things too taboo

I’m a hunk of slow old-fashionedness
I want to buy the gal some flowers
and talk about platonic things
for at least a couple hours

They’ll cum a time
when things are right
and we can cuddle in the night

But for that to be the starting point
just doesn’t seem quite right

I want my tea and crumpets
no alcohol for me!
And when I wear a Stetson hat
it’s roleplay I decree!

I thrive on lots of foreplay
I won’t forfeit to compete
I want a sexy woman
but one whose really sweet!

A virgin angel in disguise
whose demonic in the night
A woman with those childlike eyes
who won’t complain if I’m polite

I’m up for competition
I’m up to share emotions
But when I get it up for sex
it has to be with deep devotions

No one-night stands
no quick demands
I want a woman pure and sweet

A gal with heart
whose really smart
and wants me more than just my meat

You've heard of emancipation of women,that was done in the thirties,
Forget that trip,girls nowadays just want to get down right dirty
The sixties saw the burning of bras,to most it heralded independence,girls have come a long way,heck some even go without drawers
Muscle bound women on TV, the "prim miss" has taken a back seat
This much I say girls of these days can't be beat
Ladies of today know what a crank shaft is
and no longer bask in ignorance and bliss
All barriers have been crossed by the "miss of our times"
They wait no longer for romantic dreams sublime
Holding down a man's job for our girls is just a singe
They put up with the chorus of "alpha male's" winge
"Too independent for me" is one of the lables attached
Men feel that together women have a plan hatched
You're right in thinking this dear boy
Modern day Millie is no one's ploy
Beer drinking, gun toting and all things claimed by the boys
Are now the favorites of women, they've made it THEIR toy
Times have changed,women are even in the running for president !
To rule the world and have men bow,this is the master plan,on this they're hell bent!
Girls have traded the apron for a rodeo hat
some are good riders and that is a fact
Women no longer want to be seen as mere sex objects
We're interesting,full of delight and talk great subjects
Women are known to be experts at multi tasking
Ask a man to do this........No, his skills are seriously lacking!
Today's lady is clever, sensual,vamp AND siren
Going about their duties with a huge grin
So the next time you see a little "Dame" give her respect
For you may never know what to expect

You’ve hit the nail on the head
my hopes for a guiltless woman are dead
she’ll give me a date
and concede as my mate
as long as I’m good in her bed

A Stetson hat for some role play, and ride her all dang day.
My you've come a long way, from K-9 pets to all this sexy play.
Now you got all the females standing in a waiting line, for you.
Their ticked off, want an apoligy, and their Videos returned to.
So if I was you and your pee wee to, I'd find a safe place to be
If this is your idea of foreplay, you really have an odd way.
To late for tea and Crumpets, your dripping pee on the carpets.
I'd be scared to, finding all demonic women just wanting you.
As for getting it up with deep devotions,with all these emotions
Peggy Sue and innocent sally, done hoped a bus for the Valley.
Your all alone and singing your 'Save My Meat Tonight' song.
Talk about competition, you just got beat-up by the oppisition.\
Got rid of your blue balls, to have um strung up on these walls.
Alass poor Abra, no balls, no pet, time to grab a jet.

This is not a case of "poor ole Abra"
He's got his rich deserts,how macabre
Women attacking him left,right and center
But you see, this arena he chose to enter
He's reveling in the tussle and the mele
Quick ladies go get abra,no delay
He thinks he's one lucky guy
A position for which most guys would die
All those females baying for his blood
Hormones coming at him like the great flood
Our abra has grabbed a nicer little corner
he likes this place, makes him feel warmer
He's like the "king of the rock "
You other guys had better take stock
See, this is how you work women up into a lather
Say something to one and you'll get response from the others
he's not silly is our lad,he knows the score
Keep prodding the women, here comes more...........

Well I could step up to your plate, if desert wouldn't be a wait
So you love what I love to do, including making love to you.
Watching is your thing, feel my mouth and call me puddin-tain.
Up all night is my way to, and down and dirty underneath you.
As for masterbation, lets trade hands with consideration.
So beautiful and spunky, sexual in everyway, girl lets get funky
Lets get under your car, and lube your parts, then hit a bar.
Beers and pool some dancing on the stage, I am a lovin fool.
We get to go back to your place, and enjoy each others face.
Your voice has to be sweet, to match your shykbear, sexy beat.

Sorry,,your words just brought that all out

Oh aye Mr T, I see you wooing............

I’m leaving on a jet plane
no time for bucking dames
got to meet a vet about my pet
with my blue balls all inflamed

Such a weird predicament
Is this what love’s about?
Petting skinny wiener dogs
whilst my pee wee faces drought

I was better off a hermit
in celibate seclusion
I could yank upon my wanker
with just a fantasy delusion

Now I’m faced with expectations
of performance on demand
it used to be so simple
when I merely used my hand

I’ll have to buy a book
if I want to get some nook
on how to satisfy a modern woman’s dream

Or I could use a glove
and pretend that I’m in love
as I masturbate in private with a scream

Oh such lofty contemplations
that reveal my trepidations
no woman’s gonna want me
with these negative vibrations

Hey!

Now there's a lovely though!
I could try a brand not plot
and buy my woman toys
that will vibrate quite a lot

I’ll pretend to be a doctor
she’ll be the patient of my choice
I’ll vibrate toys with lots of noise
and seduce her with my voice

Let the energize bunny
penetrate my honey
and give my blue-balled pee wee time to rest

Then when she’s hot and horny
and my pee wee’s getting thorny
I can finally let her have my very best

Miss. Bonny,,PLEASE, this young lady here is merely a student of classic learning,,,,,,,,lol
And MY dear woman, she's way to young for me.....lol
But its GREAT PRACTICE...lol...lol

***O ye of little fate
Grab her hand before too late
Have you asked her her preference
She may not see the difference
Who knows, she may like guys like you
and in you may be her Beau***
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Just keeping in the spirit of the rhyme zone going on here.

I’ll be up all night with great delight
with Kbear ‘neath the sky
we’ll fix her car
I’ll play guitar
and kiss her though she’s shy

We’ll never fight
I’ll be her knight
and I’ll be her playboy too

I’ll buy her beer
and hold her dear
and tell her things taboo

We’ll masturbate together
then fondle with a feather
and then I’ll chain her to bedposts of my bed

I’ll beat with some leather
and affix her with a tether
til she begs with crying eyes to give me head



(Just keeping in the spirit of the rhyme zone going on here. )

^^^^
Exactly.

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But ohhhhhhhhh! To be 22 again!!!!

ShyKbear would be in such trouble!!!

"i knew this would happen"

well,,come on in man the waters tart and the sky's
felled with smiles,,,but beware the wet fish,,,,lol

Bears are wild animals by nature
You cannot tame that elusive creature
They have claws that's really sharp
A wrestle with those, your skin will hang like the strings of a harp