A woman walks into an adult toy shop and tells the person working there that she wants something special. And the person takes out a box from under the counter and opens it to reveal a magic dildo. The woman says magic dildo? How is it magic. And, the person says well, you just say magic dildo my... And, it goes where ever you tell it. So, very intregued the woman buys it and leaves the store.

En route to her house she decides she is going to test out this so called magic dildo. And, she says magic dildo, my pus*y. And, it flies out of the bag and begins pleasing the woman. The woman begins swerving all over the road and a cop pulls her over. He tells her he pulled her over because she was all over the road, and he wanted to know why. She proceeded to tell him that she had a magic dildo. To which the oficer replied... Magic dildo my ass!

good one.

good one.

LMFAO.....

ROFL