Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 64
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Wed 04/16/08 09:20 PM
Money talks
But it don't sing and dance
And it don't walk
And long as I can have you here with me
I'd much rather be
Forever in blue jeans
Honey's sweet
But it ain't nothin' next to baby's treat
And if you pardon me
I'd like to say
We'll do okay
Forever in blue jeans

Maybe tonight
Maybe tonight,
By the fire all alone, you and I
Nothing around
But the sound of my heart
And your sighs

Money talks
But it can't sing and dance
And it can't walk
And long as I can have you here with me
I'd much rather be
Forever in blue jeans, babe bigsmile drinker

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Wed 04/16/08 09:22 PM
oh......laugh I always thought he was singing about a reverin in blue jeans...laughI picture the dude in his jeans bible in hand........laugh

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Wed 04/16/08 09:23 PM
<------snapping fingers!!!laugh drinker laugh

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Wed 04/16/08 09:23 PM
cracklin rosie ???

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Wed 04/16/08 09:23 PM
Omg......Nearly Neil!!! You GOT to see that!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Its a neil diamond impersonator!!!laugh laugh

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Wed 04/16/08 09:24 PM
omg......flashbacks to nearly neil.......hmmmmmmmm could that be the pole dancing "incident"?noway laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 04/16/08 09:25 PM
<-- outta the loop......laugh ??laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 04/16/08 09:25 PM

cracklin rosie ???
How about a little rock me gently???laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 04/16/08 09:25 PM
WWWWWWWWWWIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSON!!!!!!!!!!!!indifferent

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Wed 04/16/08 09:25 PM
<----wishes she was outta the loop!!!laugh noway laugh

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Wed 04/16/08 09:26 PM
oh my lord ........no more!!
no
NOOOOOOOO
not my parents music!!!!!!!!!!!noway indifferent noway laugh

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Wed 04/16/08 09:26 PM
Dear diary.......do you ever wonder what happened to Flip Wilson????huh

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Wed 04/16/08 09:27 PM

oh my lord ........no more!!
no
NOOOOOOOO
not my parents music!!!!!!!!!!!noway indifferent noway laugh
lmaooooooooooooo it makes me laugh my azzzzzzzzzzz off though!!!1laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 04/16/08 09:27 PM
awwwwwwwww I used to like Flip Wilsonbigsmile donno ??

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Wed 04/16/08 09:27 PM
Dear diary.....my parents didnt really have music.......though my dad used to love country musicnoway sick

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Wed 04/16/08 09:28 PM
flip??

what about Geraldine WIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLSON

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Wed 04/16/08 09:28 PM
the flip wilson show!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

I think he turned out to be gay......and murdered or something......noway

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Wed 04/16/08 09:29 PM
my parent were into jebus christ superstar ?????


"What's the buzz...... tell me what's a happenin'?"

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Wed 04/16/08 09:29 PM
Born in 1933 in New Jersey, he was one of eighteen children in an impoverished household. After years of bouncing from foster homes to reform school, sixteen-year-old Wilson lied about his age and joined the United States Air Force. His outgoing personality and funny stories made him popular; he was even asked to tour military bases to cheer up other servicemen. Claiming that he was always "flipped out," Wilson's barracks mates gave him his famous nickname. Discharged in 1954, Wilson started working as a bellhop in San Francisco's Manor Plaza Hotel.
At the Plaza's nightclub, Wilson found extra work playing a drunken patron in between regularly scheduled acts. His inebriated character proved popular and Wilson began performing it in clubs throughout California. He managed to get jobs at various comedy clubs using his nickname, Flip. At first Wilson would simply ad-lib on-stage, but in time, he added written material and his act became more sophisticated. He eventually became a regular at the Apollo Theatre in Harlem and was a favorite guest on The Tonight Show, Laugh-In, and The Ed Sullivan Show. Finally, Wilson got his own television program, The Flip Wilson Show, debuting on NBC in 1970. He played host to many African American entertainers and performed in comedy sketches. His characters included Reverend Leroy, pastor of the Church of What’s Happening Now; and Geraldine, whose line “The devil made me do it” became a national expression. The show aired through 1974, gaining high ratings and great popularity. Wilson won a Golden Globe award for best actor in a television series, and the show won eighteen Emmys in the 1972 and 1973 seasons.
Wilson's stand-up comedy routine "Columbus," from his key album Cowboys and Colored People, earned him the good notices which led to his getting his own television show. Wilson re-tells the story of Christopher Columbus from a slightly 'urban' perspective, with Columbus finally convincing the Spanish monarchs to fund his voyage by noting that discovering America means that he can thus also discover Ray Charles. Hearing this, Queen Isabella, sounding not unlike Wilson's celebrated "Geraldine," says that "Chris" can have "all the money you want, Honey--You go find Ray Charles!!" When Columbus departs from the dock, Isabella is there, testifying to one and all that "Chris gonna find Ray Charles!!"
He made many guest appearances on other TV comedies and variety shows, such as Here's Lucy starring Lucille Ball and The Dean Martin Show among others. Ed Sullivan gave Wilson numerous guest shots on his popular Sunday night show, and Wilson would single out Sullivan as providing his biggest career boost. Wilson acted in TV and theatrical movies including Uptown Saturday Night and The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh.
From 1985 to 1986, Wilson played the lead role in the sitcom Charlie & Co..
Wilson's humor was at the same time insightful, self-effacing and often intellectual. One of his best jokes (the retelling of a very old joke) was relayed as follows: "Lots of crazy things happen in traveling. Just last week I was on a train. There was a woman traveling with a baby. UGLY baby! I mean, I'm not one to make comments about anyone's kid -- but this was an UGLY baby. A guy walks down the train -- he's half smashed -- and he stops. And he stares. And the lady says "What are you looking at?" The guy says "I'm looking at that ugly baby." A scene ensues, whereupon the conductor arrives. He says "What's going on here?" The woman says "This man just insulted me!" The conductor says "Now calm down Madam, calm down. We here at the railroad want to make sure that there are no altercations between our passengers and that everyone's trip is as relaxing as possible. Accordingly, if you allow us, please step into the dining car and the railroad will buy you a free meal. And maybe we can find a banana for your monkey."

After his show closed, Wilson made attempts to make movies and appear in other television programs, but nothing worked out. His name faded from show business, and he died of cancer in California at the age of sixty-four.

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Wed 04/16/08 09:30 PM
TURNING JAPANESE
as recorded by The Vapors

I've got your picture
Of me and you
You wrote "I love you"
I love you too
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do

Oh it's in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all 'round my cell
I asked the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and
turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think
so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think
so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all 'round my cell
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and
turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think
so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think
so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone ranger
Everyone

That's why I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I
really think so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think
so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
(think so think so think so)
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
drinker noway drinker