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LOL I got a friends request the other day from some guy who's tried ( and failed ) to talk to me several times. It said "if I had a flower for everytime I thought about you, I could walk in my garden for days"
 or some sort of BS like that
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Guys don't use pick up lines on me...  Can I borrow your number? I seem to have lost mine  |
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Was your daddy a meat burglar? Because it appears he stole two very fine lookin' hams and stuck 'em down the back of your pants!
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Guys don't use pick up lines on me... They don't use them on me either... wait... that's not the same. 
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Here's one, i have a 7 inch tongue and i can breathe through my ears lol
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Guys don't use pick up lines on me... lucky
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Guys don't use pick up lines on me...  Aww that was very sweet. Thank you. And here I thought it was because I was a biotch!
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him- "where did you get those diamonds?"
me- "what diamonds?" him- " the ones in your eyes" I laughed and said "my eyes are green, maybe you shoulda said emeralds as I walked out the door |
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I have to take back my earlier statement. A lurker just sent me one privately on my e-mail.
The "Are you tired, cus you've been running through my mind all day" one... |
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 I didnt even use that in Junior High!!! I have to take back my earlier statement. A lurker just sent me one privately on my e-mail. The "Are you tired, cus you've been running through my mind all day" one... |
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Here's one, i have a 7 inch tongue and i can breathe through my ears lol
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 I have cash
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I have cash
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I have cash
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Here's one, i have a 7 inch tongue and i can breathe through my ears lol ooo now I'm hot and bothered scratch that just bothered
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I didnt even use that in Junior High!!! There are some decent guys left!! |
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there is this guy that i met about 6months ago. and his pick up line(if you call it that) was didnt you get the feeling that we have once known each other before as i(he) caught a connection.. YEA RIGHT!! i noticed his eyes is what caught me off guard, there awsome there a bright green and they just stand out....
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Try new " Mutual Family Match" Your only 1 click away from a missed connection!! Hey Pat, the Mutual Matches is scary! I got a match who looked just like my ex. Scared the sh*t out of me!
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a friend of mine on here has an ex here as well, and she appeared on both our mutual matches..
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Try new " Mutual Family Match" Your only 1 click away from a missed connection!! Hey Pat, the Mutual Matches is scary! I got a match who looked just like my ex. Scared the sh*t out of me! Bet you needed a drink after that one!! There is someone on here that looks like my too
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