Ooh ****
Guess what?
I ain't coming in yet
I'll come in in a minute
Ayo this is my love song
It goes like this

Back when Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark
This is how we used to make the party start
We used to mix hen' with Bacardi Dark
And when it kicks in you can hardly talk
And by the sixth gin you gon' probably crawl
And you'll be sick then and you'll probably barf
And my prediction is you gon' probably fall
Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall
And everything's spinnin'
You're beginning to think women are swimmin in pink linen
Again in the sink
Then in a couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished
You are now allowed to officially slap *****es
You have the right to remain violent and start wildin'
Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyein' you
Get in the car and start it and start drivin
Over the island and cause a 42 car pile up

Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot
Looking for life on this planet sir, no sign of it
All i could see is a bunch of smoke flyin
And I'm so high that I might die if I go by it
Let me out of this place I'm outta place
I'm in in outter space, I've just vanished without a trace
I'm going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow
I'll be back in an hour or so

Cause every time I go to try to leave
Somethin' keeps pullin on my sleeve
I dont wanna but I gotta stay
These drugs really gotta hold on me
Cause everytime I try ta tell 'em no
They won't let me ever let 'em go
I'm a sucker all I gotta say
Is drug's really gotta hold on me?

In third grade all I used to do
Was sniff glue through a tube and play rubix cube
Seventeen years later I'm as rude as you
Schemein on the first chick with the hugest boobs
I got no game and every face looks the same
They got no name so i don't need game to play
I just say whatever I want, to whoever I want
Whenever i want, wherever I want, however I want
However I do show some respect to few
This ecstacy has got me standin next to you
Gettin sentimental as ****, spillin' guts to you
We just met but I think I'm in love with you
But you're on it too so you tell me you love me too
Wake up in the morning like "Yo what the **** we do?"
I gotta go *****, you know I got stuff to do
Cause if I get caught cheatin then I'm stuck with you
But in the long run these drugs are probably gonna catch up sooner or later
But **** it I'm on one so let's enjoy
Let the X destroy your spinal chord,
So it's not a straight line no more
So we walk around lookin' like some windup dolls
**** stickin' out of our backs like a dinosaur
**** six hits won't even get me high no more
So bye for now I'm gonna try to find some more

Cause every time I go to try to leave
Somethin' keeps pullin on my sleeve
I dont wanna but I gotta stay
These drugs really gotta hold on me
Cause everytime I try ta tell 'em no
They won't let me ever let 'em go
I'm a sucker all I gotta say
Is drug's really gotta hold on me?

That's the sound of a bottle when it's hollow
When you swallow it all
Wallow and drown in your sorrow
And tomorrow your probably gonna wanna do it again
What's a little spinal fluid between you and a friend, screw it
And whats a little bit of alcohol poisoning?
And whats a little fight?
Tomorrow you'll be boys again
It's your life live it however you wanna
Marajuana is everywhere, where was you brought up?
It don't matter as long as you get where you're goin'
Cause none of this ****'s gonna mean **** where we're goin
They tell you to stop but you just sit there ignorin'
Even though you wake up feelin' like **** every morning
But your young you got a lot of drugs to do
Girls to screw, parties to crash, sucks to be you
If I could take it all back now I wouldn't
I would've did more **** that people said that I shouldnt
But I'm all grown up now and upgraded
And graduated to better drugs and updated
But I still gotta a lot of growin' up to do
I still gotta whole lot of throwin' up to spew
But when it's all said and done before I know it
I'll be forty with a forty on the porch tellin stories
With a bottle of Jack, two grandkids on my lap
Babysitting for Hailey, while Hailey's out gettin shmashed

Cause every time I go to try to leave
Somethin' keeps pullin on my sleeve
I dont wanna but I gotta stay
These drugs really gotta hold on me
Cause everytime I try ta tell 'em no
They won't let me ever let 'em go
I'm a sucker all I gotta say
Is drug's really gotta hold on me?

Cause every time I go to try to leave
Somethin' keeps pullin on my sleeve
I dont wanna but I gotta stay
These drugs really gotta hold on me
Cause everytime I try ta tell 'em no
They won't let me ever let 'em go
I'm a sucker all I gotta say
Is drug's really gotta hold on me?

Drugs really got a hold on me
Really got a hold on me
Cause drugs really got a hold on me
They really got a hold on me

hi sexy and single


hi mirror mirror



i want a new drug...




by huey lewis & the news


I want a new drug
One that won't make me sick
One that won't make me crash my car
Or make me feel three feet thick
I want a new drug
One that won't hurt my head
One that won't make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red

One that won't make me nervous
Wonderin' what to do
One that makes me feel
Like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you

I want a new drug
One that won't spill
One that don't cost too much
Or come in a pill
I want a new drug
One that won't go away
One that won't keep me up all night
One that won't make me sleep all day
One that won't make me nervous
Wonderin' what to do
One that makes me feel
Like I feel when I'm with you
I'm alone with you
I'm alone with you, baby

[Instrumental Interlude]

I want a new drug
One that does what it should
One that won't make me feel too bad
One that won't make me feel too good
I want a new drug
One with no doubt
One that won't make me talk too much
Or make my face break out
One that won't make me nervous
Wonderin' what to do
One that makes me feel
Like I feel when I'm with you
I'm alone with you
I'm alone with you, yeah, yeah

which reminds me of this one...



the pusher


by steppenwolf...


You know I smoked a lot of grass.
Oh Lord! I popped a lot of pills.
But I've never touched nothin'
That my spirit couldn't kill.

You know I've seen a lot of people walking 'round
With tombstones in their eyes.
But the pusher don't care
If you live -- or if you die.

God D---! The pusher.
God D---! The pusher.
I said God D---! God d--- the pusher man.
You know the dealer, the dealer is a man
With a lump of grass in his hand.

But the pusher is a monster
Not a natural man.
The dealer for a nickel
Goin to sell you lots of sweet dreams.

Ah...but the pusher will ruin your body;
Lord he'll leave your mind to scream.
God D---! The pusher.
God D---! God d--- the pusher.
I said God D---! God d--- the pusher man.

Well now if I were the president of this land
You know I'd declare total war on the pusher man.

I'd cut him if he stands, and
I'd shoot him if he run,
And I'd kill him with my bible,
and my razor and my gun....
GOD D---! The pusher
God d--- the pusher.
I said God d---! God d--- the pusher man!

honey....

you are so cute...

i am sorry...

i am not trying to take over your thread

you just inspired me

to pull out these songs from the archives



thank you so much for your hospitality


you are quite a gentleman