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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 63
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Sun 04/13/08 11:32 PM
Dear diary......Im tired......*****y and some idiot wants to pizzzzzzzzzz me off!!!!explode explode explode Wherezzzzzzzzzzz my diet coke????explode explode :angry: laugh laugh drinker

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Sun 04/13/08 11:32 PM
huh huh huh huh

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Sun 04/13/08 11:32 PM

Hi

Gypsyflowerforyou

(((Chevy)))smooched

Fox,Scotty,Walter

ain't you the poular one?!laugh

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Sun 04/13/08 11:34 PM
who ?huh

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Sun 04/13/08 11:34 PM
Ohhhh I found my man hands!!!bigsmile

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Sun 04/13/08 11:34 PM

Dear diary......Im tired......*****y and some idiot wants to pizzzzzzzzzz me off!!!!explode explode explode Wherezzzzzzzzzzz my diet coke????explode explode :angry: laugh laugh drinker

now settle down and have a shot of my whiskey! drinker now take the ten jello shot in the frig and cool off!devil drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker

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Sun 04/13/08 11:34 PM

who ?huh
oh some guy in a email thread in relationships....laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 04/13/08 11:35 PM
it's hammer time laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 04/13/08 11:35 PM
ya Im too tired to argue with yee haws!!!grumble noway

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Sun 04/13/08 11:35 PM
huh laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 04/13/08 11:35 PM
((((gypsy)))) flowerforyou

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Sun 04/13/08 11:35 PM

Can't Touch This
Mc Hammer

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

My, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)

Fresh new kicks, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)

Give me a song, or rhythm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Hammer you talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit

That's word because you know...

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Hammer time!

Go with the funk, it is said
That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, fun your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump

Yeah... (You can't touch this)
Look, man (You can't touch this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (You can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in (You can't touch this)

Break it down!Stop, Hammer time!
You can't touch this )
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this


Break it down! (Nice pants, Hammer) Stop, Hammer time!

Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don't hit
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"
And the rest can go and play

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

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Sun 04/13/08 11:36 PM

((((gypsy)))) flowerforyou
hi wiley!!!!drinker

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Sun 04/13/08 11:37 PM
laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 04/13/08 11:39 PM
Dear diary......I havent clogged danced in ages!!!noway laugh laugh noway

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Sun 04/13/08 11:40 PM
laugh laugh laugh hey Jen is in the other room laugh laugh

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Sun 04/13/08 11:40 PM
DD, who says alcohol has no medicinal purposes? Whiskey is pretty damn good on the sinuses if you ask me... drinker

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Sun 04/13/08 11:40 PM
Ok any washing machine repair men in here????huh I have washing machine probs.....grumble

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Sun 04/13/08 11:41 PM

Ok any washing machine repair men in here????huh I have washing machine probs.....grumble


Nope sorry.

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Sun 04/13/08 11:42 PM
Ok whats the trouble with it

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