A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out
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> as a 'Handywoman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
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> neighborhood.
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> She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he
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> had any odd jobs for her to do. 'Well, I guess I could use somebody to
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> paint my porch,' he said, 'How much will you charge me?'
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> The blonde quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
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> The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need
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> was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her
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> husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the
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> house?' He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?' The wife
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> replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb
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> blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'
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> A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
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> 'You're finished already?' the husband asked. 'Yes,' the blonde
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> replied,' and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats.'
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> Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to
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> her.
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> 'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porsche, it's a Lexus.
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ooo

Oh I thought this was Unique

that was good