Q - what do a gynocologist and pizza delivery boy have in common

A - They can smell it but they can't eat it


Q - How do you know when a woman is having a bad day?

A - She has her tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette


Q - Why dont guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?

A - Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich


Q - Why is a woman like a pack of cards?

A - You need a Heart to love her, A Diamond to marry her, A Club to smash her head in, and a Spade to bury the b!tch


To my lover: Our love will never become cold and hollow

Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow


Male Apology: The fight I had with my wife last night was my
fault.
My wife asked what was on the TV, and I said
"dust"

Just to Ponder: If a firefighters business can go Up in Smoke,
and a plumbers business can go Down the Drain,
Can a hooker get Layed Off?