A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

#2 was in software services, he was never reallly sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

#3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

#4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

#5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

#6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

#7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

#8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it.

#9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it.

#10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was... God I miss that man!.. But now that i've married you, I'm really excited!

"Good," said the new husband, "but why?"

Your're a lawyer, This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

it's still funny