you get out that bed one more time I am going to make you sleep on a chair

you shake theat Christmas present one more time it will turn into butter

this is the last straw

this phone I am holding is not an ear ring

you might pick my nurseing home but I still not giving you my keys

you keep that up I am writing you out of my will

I am going to move while you are at scvhool if you don't stop fighting this instant

give me a little more lip and you won't drive until you are 21

turn off the lights your spending your allowance

pull your pants up or I m super glueing them to h your hips

you are going to kiss your baby with that filthy mouth

you are my daughter not some hootchie wash your face

you don't cut my grass I csn drain my pool

school is your job

you get in trouble at school you are getting it double when you get home

it might be your room but it is in MY hiouse

Slam that door and I will take it off the hinges

feed the dog or I am taking him to the pound

you wear my shoes one more time I am going to your school in my slippers

pick your clothes up or I am putting them in the trash n g

what do you think I am made of money

I will think that is cute when the grandkids do it but you aren't getting away with it

if God gave you a week your are giving him and hour get ready for church

I know I am going to heaven raiseing teenagers is hell

you want to squall like a calf in a rainstorm I can put you in the back forty

stick that lip out a little further and I will put a clothes pin on it

don't do your homework you will look cute in the same grade next year

no pass no play

you wake your baby sister you have to hold her till she stops crying

your friends call after hours I am chageing you for the calls

put that milk in hte refrigerator or you are drinking it spoiled

clean your plate or no dessert

eat your veggies they will put hair on yuor chest/legs

my tools are not your toys

you kick the back f my seat one more time and your walking home

tell your Grandma you want to spend the weekend i

stick that tongue out and I will fry it for supper j

you could grow potatoes in those dirty ears yea and even carrots between those toes thio se

not today ask me tomorrow

The curse..I hope you have kids just like you..

thats it you're going to bed early

This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.

do you think that dish is going to walk to the sink?

get your fukcing clothes off the floor!!!!,......sweetie

no snacks i'm cooking dinner!!

Whos the boss me or you?...she always says daddy

I love your kisses

I dont have any kids of my own but raising my nephew since he was born should count for something...

UUUMMMMMM.....i have to disagree with you........but........... you do have a kid of your own

So you are saying you dont love your kids kisses? and he may as well be my own...hes mine....I just didnt give birth to him

"Go kill that spider, for me"





-kisses gooood

When your grown up you'll see what I mean.

If you fall and break your legs don't come running to me.

Don't do that or your eyes will stick that way

If you swallow your gum you will get a knot in your tummy.

When I was your age I did'nt have half the things you have

and one of my moms favorites...

If you do that one more time..I will rip your head off and throw it in your face!

you better quit that attitude

ask your mom , how to give a BJ...i don't want you coming home pregnant.

Well that was different...lol...

i'm put you up for auction on e-bay.....no takers , yet...but i am hopeful