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It will all be OK.....when I know I can not change the present.
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go play in traffic...lol...
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go play in traffic...lol... You |
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go play in traffic...lol... You I was of a family with 6 kids......my Dad said that...lol... |
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if you don't eat dinner theres no dessert
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I cant believe you just did that...(i find yself saying that alot lol )
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watch out for cars!!!!!!!!!!!
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i tell my brother to spit in one hand and want in the other and see wich one fills up faster!!!!lol
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If you cant behave Im gonna turn this car around and we are going home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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are any of your friend's moms...single ?
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i'm going to kick your ass.......
i mean.....come here, darling, let's discuss your actions and why they anger your daddy... |
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I'll give you something to cry about............
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Why do the trees grow when it rains?
Because, thats the way God made them Why? Because, everything drinks water. Why? Because, when they drink water they grow more leaves. Why, do they grow more leaves? So they can soak up more sun. Why? Cause, they need sun and water to grow Why? Cause, with out it the would die. Why? Cause thats the way God made them. Will they go to Heaven, to be with God when They Die? Yes I guess the will. Why? So you can climb on them when you get to Heaven. |
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awe........
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your mother is a whore.....
i mean..."sometimes it's best if two people part ways".... |
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you have a way with words, my dear...lol...
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heres one i repeat.eat a piece of fruit its good for you Do as I say, not as I do! |
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close the door
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that´s one
that´s two that´s three ok...TIME OUT |
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