haha I just took some pics of smokey on my bed.....he "was" laying there with his paws standing straight up.......but then he moved.......gonna upload.....

Cat's Computer Dictionary


BROWSER: What I like to be at 3:00 am when I rearrange all your books on your desk. Where's a kitty supposed to lay down with all that mess?


WALLPAPER: My favorite stuff, mostly in the kitchen and bathroom, I use to exercise my claws on.


DEFRAG: Coughing up hairballs. Hey, it's just a little maintenance!


HYPERLINK: Fake hot dog filled with my favorite pick-me-up: cat-nip.


SERVER: My human subject. You can't call them waitress, or waiter, or slave anymore; it's not politically correct.


SHUT DOWN: Nap time - my favorite 16 hours of the day.


LAPTOP: Little ol' me. Certainly cuter, more useful, valuable, and entertaining. and no batteries are required.


DEFAULT: Blame. If something gets broken around the house, don't look at me! It's probably that human I have to share my house with, or the dog's fault!


WINDOW: The best place to watch birds, squirrels, and that weird dog next door eat out of the trash can and chase cars.


HOME PAGE: My papers - newspapers, that is, that I used before graduating to the real kitty litter box. I think they were the "Wanted: DOG" ads.

do you think I feed him too much???

have you seen the email about the difference between cats and dogs? Hillarious

I dunno......there are many.....

I guess I should have made my bed....

Why Men Can't Win


If you work too hard,
there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough,
you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay,
it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay,
you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her,
it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you,
it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks,
it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet,
it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her,
you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you,
she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy,
that's domination.
If she asks you,
it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape,
you're vain.
If you don't,
you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers,
you're after something.
If you don't,
you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements,
you're an egotist.
If you're not,
you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache,
she's tired.
If you have a headache,
you don't love her anymore.

yaaaaaaaaaa oc......life sucks doesnt it!!!

BACK LATER.......MY SHOWER IS CALLING ME!!

life is like a box of choCOlaTes

ya never know what you are gonna git........

never mind...can't locate it


1/2 a beer and i'm loopy

tc gypsy

life is like a shcit sandwich
the more you eat
the less schit you have to take ......

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious

HA!!!!!!!!!!!

History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.

well then why do we have to take history in school

why can't we just go live it

If people listened to themselves more often, they'd talk less.

pours Gypsy a bowl of *Raisin Bran sets out oranges
and bananas(ew)
pours a glass of cranberry juice
puts a crumpet in the toaster
and puts on the water for tea

YOU BETTER EAT YOUR BREAKFAST BEFORE YOU GO TO SCHOOL(WORK)!!

you know those locker room brawls you need your nutrition!!