Dear diary....did you know I pay a sunshine tax here???? Thats just crazy!!!

a museum
macy's
auto shop

Because you bring sunshine to all your neighbors????

Tax Tips - Humor


Always put staples in the right hand corner. For that matter, go ahead and put them on the entire right side of the page. The extractors who remove the mail from the envelopes have to take out any staples in the right side.


Never arrange paperwork in the right order, or even facing the right way. Put a few upside down and backwards. That way they have to remove all your staples rearrange your paperwork and re-staple it (on the left side).


Line the bottom of your envelope with Elmer's glue and let it dry before you put in your forms, so that the automated opener doesn't open it and the extractor has to open it by hand.


If you're very unfortunate and have to pay taxes use a two or three party check.


On top of paying with a three party check pay one of the dollars you owe in cash. When an extractor receives cash, no matter how small an amount, he has to take it to a special desk and fill out a few nasty forms.


Write a little letter of appreciation. Any letter received has to be read and stamped regardless of what it is or what its on.


Write your letter on something misshapen and unconventional. Like on the back of a Kroger sack.


When you mail it, mail it in a big envelope (even if its just a single EZi form). Big envelopes have to be torn and sorted differently than regular business size ones. An added bonus to the big envelope is that they take priority over other mail, so the workers can hurry up and deal with your mess.


If you send two checks they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.


Always put extra paper clips on your forms. Any foreign fasteners or the like have to be removed and put away.


Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to verified and then date stamped.


These are just a few of the fun and exciting things you can do with the tax man. These methods are only recommended when you OWE money.

I only flash them when I get out of the shower!!!

The cost of living here is crazy.....the food is more expensive than other parts of bc...the price of houses is crazy....if you are a millionaire maybe you can buy here now......the prices tripled in 2 years.....

wow...sell now !!! make a killing!!!

I would like to but then again I would still have a mortgage if I bought another place and renting here is a joke!!!! No pets no smoking no bla blablablaaaaaaaa!!!

it's 3:15.......

"Quittin time!!!"

"Who says it's quittin' Time...i'm the boss of tara...i sez when it's quittin' time....................."


Quittin' tiiiiiiiiime.....Quittin' tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!!

How did you know my name was Tara!!!

The better you do your job, the more likely you are to be shot, injured, complained on, sued, investigated, or subpoenaed on your day off.

Does that mean i can boss you around??

What?

Lol people have tried......but didnt live!!!

nothing

dd,
just checked the weather channel....it's 82 and it feels like it's 82 ......

kid's are at a friend's ........a friend with a pool!!!

Maybe i'll go over and have a drink with them.... divorced mommy???

hmmmmmmmm time to move huh?

lol take your allergy meds first!!!

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