Three women: one engaged, one a mistress, and one married
are chatting about their relationships and decide to
amaze their men....that night all three will wear a
leather bodice S&M style, stiletto's and a mask
over their eyes .


After a few days they meet again.....



The engaged girlfriend: 'The other night, when my
boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather
bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He saw me he said:
'You are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we
made love all night long.'



The mistress: 'Ah! me too, the other night I met my
lover in the office and I was wearing the leather
bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say
anything.....but we had wild sex all night.'



The married one: 'The other night I sent the kids to
stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready:
leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my
eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the
door and says...



'Hi Batgirl, what's for dinner'

ROFLMAO!!!
I digress.