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A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother leapt to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification. After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied... "Your Honour, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?"  
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That reminds me of another joke...
What do a pop machine and Monika Lewinski have in-common??? ...they both say "insert bill here"
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2 Funny!!
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Thanks fellas, loved 'em both. 
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the coke will belong to the man not the machine
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