An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about ?" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you,"
replies the ugly guy. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way
home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the
films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my
place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time ! We made
love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top,
sometimes her on top, every position imaginable !"
"Fantastic !" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard. Was she pretty
?"

"I Dunno.......I never found the head !

NOW THAT WAS SOME FUNNY S_ _T.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my...lmao...that was good..LMAO

NOW THAT WAS FUNNY.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

lmao

here is one, to freinds meet after not seeing one anther for some time,
one man ask the other, how is your wife? he replays oh, she is a angile,
the other man replays,your so lucky,my wife is still alive!!!!

GROSSSSSS!