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I posted a joke called "yeast infection" and the women freaked on me.
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. “Please allow me to help. I’m a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me,” she told him. “Oh, no, I’ll be all right. I’ll be fine in a few minutes,” the man replied, still in pain, in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together in his groin. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked, “How does that feel?” He replied, “It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell.” |
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Much better She made an a$$ of herself he got a little excitement and no-one used the c-word |
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Edited by
wickedlluccy
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Wed 04/09/08 11:50 AM
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just now went and read it.....sorry hun...lol...can't help you out with your delima...lol...I've been part of that group w/the torches and pick axes myself on this site...lol...you have to just learn where the boarders are and steer clear...but yeast infections are no fun, they delay a good healthy sex life too, if you know what I mean...and the C word... well only had it said to my face once.....lets just say it wasn't pretty....its the N word to most women, ya know....you go do the ass kissen to get back in the fold and ill bring ya some ice later for your swollen lips....lol...sorry but its more funny to see from the outside...than in I'm sure ...lol..better you than me....(open mouth extract boots and feet carefully)....lol...
~wicked~ (now now ladies go easy on him he's new and I think he got the message loud and clear... )[dont hurt'em too much I kinda like the guy...lol...] |
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Woman can be evil with the c word...none of us like it...infections aren't easy either...but it's all good...today is another day...we move on |
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See....now that's funny!
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I am just here to stalk fresh
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Is someone paying you to watch me?
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yes well kind of.. Imean I am at work and I am getting paid.. I guess it probably isnt to watch you though.. but they dont have ot know hte details
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As long as you are being properly compensated!
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just the fact that you reply ot me is compensation enough
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Awww....that's sweet!! What's up??
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damn there ya go accusing me of being sweet
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LMAO...I thought it seemed a bit out of character!
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thats great
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