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There is one thing that a man has that the government can never tax.
That's his penis. Because....Ninety percent of the time it’s not working, ten percent of the time it’s in the hole, and if that isn’t enough, it only has two dependents, and they are both nuts.  
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Some day, I am sure they will find a way.
But that day is not today!
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found this one too
]The only thing the I.R.S. has not taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that: 40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed. 20% of the time it's pissed off. 30% of the time it's hard up. 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of all this, it has two dependents and they are both nuts. Accordingly, starting January 1, 1999, penises will be taxed according to size. To determine the category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information of Page 2, Section 7, Line 3, of the standard 1040P form. 10 to 12 Inches = Luxury Tax $50.00 8 to 10 inches = Pole Tax $30.00 6 to 8 inches = Privilege Tax $15.00 4 to 6 inches = Nuisance Tax $5.00 PLEASE NOTE: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST AN EXTENSION. * Males exceeding 12 inches must file Capital Gains. Sincerely, Pecker Checker Internal Revenue Service |
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