A woman gave birth to a baby, and afterward, the doctor said "I have to tell you something, about your baby."
Fear flashed across her face. "What's wrong with my baby?"
The doctore said "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
Confusion clouded her face. "A hermaphrodite? What's that?"
"Well, it means your baby has the...er...features...of a male and a female."
The woman turned pale. "Oh my goodness! You mean my baby has a penis...and a brain?"

See, I can dish it out and take it.

.....very cute hun....



~wicked~