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IT takes two to tango l mao
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OUCH! I could lend you my dog
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she's only HALF pit
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I appreciate the offer, but I think I'll pass this time!
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Never rub honey all over your naked body and run next to bee hives.
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6 millions ways to die choose 1.
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Never moon a bull and slap your butt repeatedly.
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never put your tongue in a light socket...
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never say never
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Never tell your mom the food sucks! Especially while she's holdin the
fryin pan!! |
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NEVER go swimming in red tied.
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Never eat anything that has the words road and kill in it.
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never say i will and dont come though
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never make promises you can't keep
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Never go to church with a marijuana tie on. You'll never hear the end of
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Never tell a woman that her a** makes the dress look fat.
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Permanent good can never be the outcome of untruth and violence.... |
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Justsayhi family you are INCREDIBLE!!!!! |
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It only takes 3 licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop, but it
takes 420 licks to get your head squeezed by your woman's legs!! 
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Never run backwards naked through a corn field, unless you're the
goodsheppard! |
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