The easiest way to get a girl's panties wet is to dip them in water! LOL

if you walk down the middle of a fence,
you never know what side you're on...

but if you walk down the middle of a road,
you might get hit by a truck...

if you burn your candles at both ends,
pretty soon you won't have anything left to hold onto...


a dog's motto...

if you can't eat it,
or F**K it,
or fight it,

lift your leg and piss on it


if you don't pee in my pool,
I won't swim in your toilet

and if you don't put cigarette buts in my toilet,
I won't piss in your ashtray...


damiiiiiiitt...now I gotta go pee...BRB...

Laughter is the
best medicine!

Xanex is the second best!!!

ya right 'bout that, jer

Don't argue with an idiot;
people watching may not be able to tell the difference

hello lamom--how r ya?

Hey you, I am incredible how are you,, havn't seen ya in awhile

i'm good---just work and readin' with few respondin' here when i'm
tired--glad this is friday--

Good to see ya,,Relax and take it easy,, Enjoy the drink...

Never steal a live lobster by hidin it in your underpants!!

Hey Redmange,
How do you know if your drinking or masturbating???

I try them both from time to time!!!

If raising children was going to be easy,
it never would have started with something called LABOR!

Did ya know that Michael Jackson is the only person who can actually
"pick" his nose?

you can only recycle toilet paper tubes . not the paper ,,seriously
...LOL !!

You can recycle the paper too, but ya won't get sh*t back!!

The place thats least likely to get robbed is a donut shop.