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Topic: GRANDMA'S PILLS
franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Tue 04/08/08 05:14 AM
A doctor who was treating an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor had her bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?" "Yes, they help me to sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young Doctor's hand and said... "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... and believe me, I lay my head on the pillows every night without a worry in the world!"

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Lady73401 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 47	Tue 04/08/08 05:49 AM
Oh thats a good one!

MsTeddyBear2u Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 22031	Tue 04/08/08 05:51 AM
Good one!

Mossop Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 536	Tue 04/08/08 05:54 AM
I like that

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