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Edited by
boxerpup
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Sun 04/06/08 07:31 PM
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A Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male
pharmacist. The elderly woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist. She said that she and her widowed elderly sister owned the store and that there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help him with anything in particular. The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a man.The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could do so with her and be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism. The old bronco-buster agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it?" "The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister." When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length, and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, free room & board, and $3,000 a month plus living expenses." This is for you Wicked |
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A Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The elderly woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist. She said that she and her widowed elderly sister owned the store and that there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help him with anything in particular. The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a man.The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could do so with her and be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism. The old bronco-buster agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it?" "The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister." When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length, and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, free room & board, and $3,000 a month plus living expenses." This is for you Wicked aw....TY sweety. ..I love it I will pass it on...lol.... ~wicked~ |
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Feels great to make to make someone laugh.
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Now that is what you call a man toy...Great one boxer...my type of humor...
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lmao That was hilarious.
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good one |
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