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What is the best pick up line u have heard or used and it worked?
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Hi
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your dad musta jacked off in a flowr pot cuz you sure are bloomin idiot....
wait thats not a pick up line........ |
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Does your dad own a bakery?
Because you look phat. I don't use pick up lines. |
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i wished opon a star and now i see i wish has come true cause i met you
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Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
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hello im _____ what's your name? oh wait let me guess clerapatra
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...I couldn't help notice you...noticing me...
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Nice dress, can I talk you out of it? i actualy like that on e.. lol |
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as soon as i open my mouth,i turn really ugly.....
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hey baby, how much?
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Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
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can i say that(then i pause and then i say)your in my seat just to make her laugh after that its all good and she leaves with her boyfriend
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got a girl okay well than are you takin any applications???
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Lets go outside and smoke a doob.
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...I couldn't help notice you...noticing me... That one might actually work on me |
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got a girl okay well than are you takin any applications??? ima use that one .. lol |
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Your parents must be retards,
cause you sure are special |
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boom boom boom let's go back to my room
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Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk. im so taking that |
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