Have you ever had your belly-button licked.....












From the inside

I lost my number, can I have yours?

oh yeah i like it

ok u can use it im waiting

Excuse me does this rag smell like chloroform. it works so well they melt in your arms almost instantly

oh well u can keep waiting .. lol im jk

and hikerchick i was drunk that day so your lucky u got that

How would you like a sexual experience so intense it would change your political beliefs???

man now luv now im going to bring my self back to life thats what dead people do when they want to end it all

aye?

but your still hot

Redneck pickup lines


1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I thi nk he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin ! sleep t il' afternoon.

and my personal favorite........................
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

Q:How much Does a polar bear weigh?
A:Enough to Break the Ice.