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Have you ever had your belly-button licked.....
From the inside 
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I lost my number, can I have yours?
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oh yeah i like it
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got a girl okay well than are you takin any applications??? ima use that one .. lol ok u can use it im waiting 
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Edited by
hazduel
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Sat 04/05/08 10:10 PM
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Excuse me does this rag smell like chloroform. it works so well they melt in your arms almost instantly
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got a girl okay well than are you takin any applications??? ima use that one .. lol ok u can use it im waiting oh well u can keep waiting  .. lol im jk
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boom boom boom let's go back to my room and hikerchick i was drunk that day so your lucky u got that
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How would you like a sexual experience so intense it would change your political beliefs???
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got a girl okay well than are you takin any applications??? ima use that one .. lol ok u can use it im waiting oh well u can keep waiting .. lol im jk man now luv now im going to bring my self back to life thats what dead people do when they want to end it all
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got a girl okay well than are you takin any applications??? ima use that one .. lol ok u can use it im waiting oh well u can keep waiting .. lol im jk man now luv now im going to bring my self back to life thats what dead people do when they want to end it all aye? 
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Have you ever had your belly-button licked..... From the inside
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Edited by
Muchacho
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Sat 04/05/08 10:10 PM
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got a girl okay well than are you takin any applications??? ima use that one .. lol ok u can use it im waiting oh well u can keep waiting .. lol im jk man now luv now im going to bring my self back to life thats what dead people do when they want to end it all aye? but your still hot
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Redneck pickup lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I thi nk he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin ! sleep t il' afternoon. and my personal favorite........................ 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.  |
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Q:How much Does a polar bear weigh?
A:Enough to Break the Ice. |
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Redneck pickup lines 1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I thi nk he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin ! sleep t il' afternoon. and my personal favorite........................ 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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