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Through my 53 years of infinate wisdom (my parents always said I was a smart-ass), I’ve learned a few things. Women, yea I consider myself an expert in the female area if you know what I mean ( After all. I used to be married) - and the most important thing I’ve learned is to stay away from a woman on her PMS days. In fact, I’ve put together a few acronyms (abbreviations) based on my experience with the syndrome.
At any rate, my top 10 Acronyms For Women During P.M.S. Psychotic Mood Shift Probable Maiming State Puffy Mid-Section Pimples May Surface Pass My Sweatpants Perpetual Munching Spree Pass My Shotgun Pissy Mood Syndrome Potential Murder Suspect Pack My Sh!t Now I’m not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express recently (with a woman, ). |
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your exgarrating tom |
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Perpetual Munching Spree
Pissy Mood Syndrome .....Pretty Much right on these |
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your exgarrating tom Wanna bet? |
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Probable Maiming State
Pissy Mood Syndrome Potential Murder Suspect Pack His Sh!t ********* That one finally did away with it. |
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