Topic: Through my 27 years of infinate wisdom (my parents always sa
uk1971's photo
Fri 04/04/08 08:25 PM
Through my 53 years of infinate wisdom (my parents always said I was a smart-ass), I’ve learned a few things. Women, yea I consider myself an expert in the female area if you know what I mean (:wink: After all. I used to be married) - and the most important thing I’ve learned is to stay away from a woman on her PMS days. In fact, I’ve put together a few acronyms (abbreviations) based on my experience with the syndrome.

At any rate, my top 10 Acronyms For Women During P.M.S.

Psychotic Mood Shift
Probable Maiming State
Puffy Mid-Section
Pimples May Surface
Pass My Sweatpants
Perpetual Munching Spree
Pass My Shotgun
Pissy Mood Syndrome
Potential Murder Suspect
Pack My Sh!t



Now I’m not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express recently (with a woman, :wink: ).

bigsmile glasses

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Fri 04/04/08 08:27 PM
noway noway noway noway




your exgarrating tom laugh laugh

belledimanche's photo
Fri 04/04/08 08:31 PM
Perpetual Munching Spree
Pissy Mood Syndrome
.....Pretty Much right on theselaugh

uk1971's photo
Fri 04/04/08 08:43 PM

noway noway noway noway




your exgarrating tom laugh laugh


Wanna bet? :tongue: bigsmile

Shaden's photo
Fri 04/04/08 09:46 PM
Probable Maiming State
Pissy Mood Syndrome
Potential Murder Suspect
Pack His Sh!t ********* That one finally did away with it. happy