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Muchacho Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 1064	Fri 04/04/08 09:23 PM
what do u want to know where do u want to go and who r u talking about BURRITO

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Fri 04/04/08 09:25 PM
i cant find it where and what or who is it we are going to Montana's to look for femurs in the lawn. It will be blast. Muchacho is bringing burritos, and we are gonna tip some cows.

misty4ran Joined Fri 07/06/07 Posts: 7300	Fri 04/04/08 09:26 PM
is that a thread or her house or what ?????? and whats afemur

misty4ran Joined Fri 07/06/07 Posts: 7300	Fri 04/04/08 09:28 PM
what do u want to know where do u want to go and who r u talking about BURRITO well isnt the word BURRITTO FOR THE EMENY ?????? I THOUGHT I WAS WITH YOU MUCH

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Fri 04/04/08 09:28 PM
is that a thread or her house or what ?????? and whats afemur Her house. she lives in Kansas. A femur is a thigh bone. She buries them in the lawn after her dates.

Muchacho Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 1064	Fri 04/04/08 09:32 PM
and i like to stab things and i love eyes so i stab eyeballs

misty4ran Joined Fri 07/06/07 Posts: 7300	Fri 04/04/08 09:34 PM
oh ok ,,,,,,, but muchacho ,, dont get any ideas of stabing me ,,, i already have a bigger knife on me

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Fri 04/04/08 09:35 PM
and i like to stab things and i love eyes so i stab eyeballs good thing I have these safety glasses.

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Fri 04/04/08 09:37 PM
is that a thread or her house or what ?????? and whats afemur Her house. she lives in Kansas. A femur is a thigh bone. She buries them in the lawn after her dates. omg!!!! I haven't laughed so hard in 3 weeks! All are welcome for cow-tipping and femur-digging. And we have a great Hispanic population here in Kansas, who make a helluva burrito!

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Fri 04/04/08 09:40 PM
i cant find it where and what or who is it we are going to Montana's to look for femurs in the lawn. It will be blast. Muchacho is bringing burritos, and we are gonna tip some cows. I don't know if I can lift a cow,,,,to tip it???????? And are femurs, like pubic hairs???? Can't hers stay in the lawn???? And as far as live stock goes, them there Burritos better have sattles and be tame.....

Muchacho Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 1064	Fri 04/04/08 09:43 PM
oh ok ,,,,,,, but muchacho ,, dont get any ideas of stabing me ,,, i already have a bigger knife on me i never stab the ladys i love the ladys not my x though

misty4ran Joined Fri 07/06/07 Posts: 7300	Fri 04/04/08 09:45 PM
don't hold in anger it wrinkles you faster

Muchacho Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 1064	Fri 04/04/08 09:47 PM
don't hold in anger it wrinkles you faster the pins keep my skin strait so no wrinkles and that makes my Avon lady mad

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Fri 04/04/08 09:48 PM
i cant find it where and what or who is it we are going to Montana's to look for femurs in the lawn. It will be blast. Muchacho is bringing burritos, and we are gonna tip some cows. I don't know if I can lift a cow,,,,to tip it???????? And are femurs, like pubic hairs???? Can't hers stay in the lawn???? And as far as live stock goes, them there Burritos better have sattles and be tame..... If you can't tip the cow, you have to tap it. Those are the rules. Femurs are thigh bones; they are left over from Miss Montana's dates. We like to find them in the lawn, like an Easter egg hunt.

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Fri 04/04/08 09:49 PM
i cant find it where and what or who is it we are going to Montana's to look for femurs in the lawn. It will be blast. Muchacho is bringing burritos, and we are gonna tip some cows. I don't know if I can lift a cow,,,,to tip it???????? And are femurs, like pubic hairs???? Can't hers stay in the lawn???? And as far as live stock goes, them there Burritos better have sattles and be tame..... You got it all twisted...you don't have to LIFT the cows...you tip them over, while they're sleeping. It's great fun. And the femurs...nothing like pubic hairs. The hairs, you burn up in the Chiminea. Bones, you bury - a lil hard to dispose of. BUT, if yall are coming to help me dig them up...we'll just take them to the Arkansas River and get rid of them. Too big of a job for one person. So much to learn, my sweet.

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Fri 04/04/08 09:50 PM
If you can't tip the cow, you have to tap it. Those are the rules. Femurs are thigh bones; they are left over from Miss Montana's dates. We like to find them in the lawn, like an Easter egg hunt. YES!!! So much like a belated Easter!

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Fri 04/04/08 09:52 PM
If you can't tip the cow, you have to tap it. Those are the rules. Femurs are thigh bones; they are left over from Miss Montana's dates. We like to find them in the lawn, like an Easter egg hunt. YES!!! So much like a belated Easter! Did you dye the bones?

Muchacho Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 1064	Fri 04/04/08 09:52 PM
BURRITO

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Fri 04/04/08 09:56 PM
Did you dye the bones? Well...funny you should ask. It's a new game me and the chil'en like to play...who can find the "PURPLE femor"? Very educational, I might add. What 5-year-old knows what a femur is??? Much less a purple femur???? Much less WHY the femur is purple??? (Yes, Johnny, that was Aunt Montana's boyfriend 4 years ago...now, can you find the PINK one?)

Muchacho Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 1064	Fri 04/04/08 10:00 PM
Did you dye the bones? Well...funny you should ask. It's a new game me and the chil'en like to play...who can find the "PURPLE femor"? Very educational, I might add. What 5-year-old knows what a femur is??? Much less a purple femur???? Much less WHY the femur is purple??? (Yes, Johnny, that was Aunt Montana's boyfriend 4 years ago...now, can you find the PINK one?) OMG U R SICK hehehe i love it