A man suspected his wife was seeing another man,
so he hire a famous chinese detective,Chen Lee....
To watch and report any activities while he was gone...
A few days later he received this report....
Most Honorable Sir.
You leave house,
I watch house.
He come to house, I watch.
He and she leave house, I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree.
I look in window.
He kiss she.
she kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he I play with me.....
I fall off tree.
I no see....

cute