A man is pulled over by a state police man. The officer walks up to the window and asks to see the mans drivers license to which the man replies "I don't have one".The officer then asks for his regestration and insurance.The man says " I would get it for you but there is a loaded gun in the glove-box. The officer places the driver in hand-cuffs and asks if there is anything else he should know.The man looks at the cop and says " other than the body in the trunk, no." the police man calls for back-up and soon there are squad cars everywhere.The chief of police shows up and a search is conducted on the vehicle.They soon discover the mans drivers license, there's no gun in the glove-box and no body in the trunk. Completely baffled the chief walks up to the man and asks what's going on.The man replies "I have no idea but next thing you know that lying cop is going to tell you I was speeding."