sex is like a restaurant.
sometimes u get full satisfactory service,
and sometimes you have to be satisfied with
"self-service"

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one night a boy asked his girlfriend: "darling r u
free tonight"
his girlfriend shouted and replied "have i ever
charged u before?"


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**** and cat were crossing a bridge.
cat slips and falls into river.
**** can't stop laughing.

moral of the story?
wherever there is a wet *****, there's a happy ****.


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sardar: my 5 year old son is very naughty. he has made
my maid pregnant.
doctor: how the hell is that possible?
sardar: he took a pin and punched holes in all my
condoms without me knowing


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husband climbs to bed naked.
wife: i have a headache.
husband: perfect, i have powdered my d**k with
aspirin. do you want to take
it orally or as injection?

What does a book have that a mexican doesn't? PAPERS.