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if you drop her shes sure to scramble I HAVE BACKUP EGGS FRIEND |
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Wait i think i met her dad in hell. That's right his name was "Devil'd Egg"
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shes a freak man, she likes to toss egg salad!!
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Heels no egg humping youll just end up with a scramble mess
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Wait i think i met her dad in hell. That's right his name was "Devil'd Egg" She didnt tell me, |
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Heels no egg humping youll just end up with a scramble mess man i have found new friend eggs,britney spears, grapefruit, bannana |
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Yeah he says he has a space for you in his carton of 12
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ya i know, but he have to explain to me
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Ive heard of egg on the face....but egg on your weiner
Heels man you gotta meat some real chicks |
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Ive heard of egg on the face....but egg on your weiner Heels man you gotta meat some real chicks egg is a real chick what you talking about, shes blonde and shes pretty |
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Is she an eggspert in the art of lovemaking?
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So was this egg just laying around or was she with some chick?
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Dating eeggs is like cradle robbing except its nest robbing
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Can she move her body like a cyclone all night long??
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Kristine was just sitting by herself with her egg man, and i came around and ask her whats wrong and she say: i need a real guy into my life, and ever since me and her are dating
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Can she move her body like a cyclone all night long?? no i told kristine that, i am not looking for anything except a good relationship |
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Can she move her body like a cyclone all night long?? no i told kristine that, i am not looking for anything except a good relationship |
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She's eggsactly what you needed theels
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I guess hes in eggstacy now
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yep
   
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