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Topic: Lilith's country bash
DebbieJT's photo
Wed 04/02/08 03:24 PM

forgot about her since the whole rumor that you got a girl pregnant happened laugh

ok....redneck test. you have to bring food to this party...what do you bring?
yeh but the thing is i wouldnt get a girl pregnant have my brains in my head lol

i wil bringa ......snausage and a creat of beerdrinker laugh

yellowrose10's photo
Wed 04/02/08 03:25 PM
laugh but the guys won't do the snausages laugh

DebbieJT's photo
Wed 04/02/08 03:26 PM

laugh but the guys won't do the snausages laugh
stuff the guys ..me wants snausage lollaugh

yellowrose10's photo
Wed 04/02/08 03:28 PM
laugh

ok...how are we going to decorate lilth's house??? we have to put up the xmas lights at least...whether we turn them on or not laugh

DebbieJT's photo
Wed 04/02/08 03:31 PM

laugh

ok...how are we going to decorate lilth's house??? we have to put up the xmas lights at least...whether we turn them on or not laugh
barbie style hun....pink fairy lights and pink decs..will feel at home then....ttbb lol lol...well wish i could stay up hun buts 11.30 pm..and im up at 7 with first kid arriving so got to get me some sleep..thanks for the song lollaugh yawn bigsmile

yellowrose10's photo
Wed 04/02/08 03:32 PM
laugh drinker flowerforyou nite

caamken's photo
Wed 04/02/08 03:38 PM
bigsmile drinker drinker drinker drinker

caamken's photo
Wed 04/02/08 03:41 PM

since deb is back...I have finished her song...eh hemmmmmmm (clearing throat)

<----strums the geetar

THE ODE TO DEBBIEJT


my gal, she sucks like a Hoover
but not in a good ole way
my gal, lives in England
oh why do I choose to stay

she talks about bubble wrap and ping pong balls
but not in a good ole way
she loses in the translations
oh why do I choose to stay

<chorus>
OH woozle woozle turtle poop
wotsit fan dabby dosey wet cheesy humperdink chuffed snog smelly doba doo da thingy me jig poopin turtle boobie woozle snausages
OH humperdink chuffed snog
wotsit fan dabby dosey wet cheesy humperdink chuffed snog smelly doba doo da thingy me jig poopin turtle boobie woozle snausages


she likes woozle and snausages
but not in a good ole way
she talks about cheese and turtle poop
oh why do i chose to stay

she comments a lot on my beanie
but not in a good ole way
she hates the socks and sandals
oh why do i chose to stay

<chorus>
OH woozle woozle turtle poop
wotsit fan dabby dosey wet cheesy humperdink chuffed snog smelly doba doo da thingy me jig poopin turtle boobie woozle snausages
OH humperdink chuffed snog
wotsit fan dabby dosey wet cheesy humperdink chuffed snog smelly doba doo da thingy me jig poopin turtle boobie woozle snausages


She drinks her tea with her pinky up
but not in a good ole way
she has nightmares of the PINKY MAN
oh why do i chose to say


let this be a warning to all you men
but really in a good ole way
she will shoot you with ping pong balls
and paddle you night and day..........<banjo strums>


next #1 song on the ccountry countdown..ty ty ty
bigsmile

lilith401's photo
Wed 04/02/08 04:01 PM
Edited by lilith401 on Wed 04/02/08 04:02 PM
laugh You guys are cracking me up. laugh

Jist is actually a much better cook than I am! I'll get him his slippers anytime, though neither of us does the recliner thing... Oh! Dare I admit we don't watch sports either! laugh

caamken's photo
Wed 04/02/08 04:04 PM

laugh You guys are cracking me up. laugh

Jist is actually a much better cook than I am! I'll get him his slippers anytime, though neither of us does the recliner thing... Oh! Dare I admit we don't watch sports either! laugh
well we can teach him nascardrinker drinker

lilith401's photo
Wed 04/02/08 04:13 PM

well we can teach him nascardrinker drinker


Ask him when he gets back... he went out for a bit. :wink:

Good luck!

no photo
Wed 04/02/08 04:22 PM

Jist is actually a much better cook than I am!


Other then the fact that she had food which needed cooking in her kitchen, when I was there. I saw no evidence that she could cook at all.. Other then asking me to cook mac and cheese in the most convoluted way I've ever seen. Which admittedly, wasn't bad.

I'll get him his slippers anytime, though neither of us does the recliner thing...

I don't own slippers. Never have. As far as recliners go? If I want to lay down? I'll go to bed.

Oh! Dare I admit we don't watch sports either! laugh

Watching sports is kinda like watching strippers.
Both require participation in order to get the desired effect.


well we can teach him nascar


Having been contracted by one of the winningest teams on the circuit... I think I've got it.

How fast can they make a bunch of left hand turns without blowing up or wrecking.
I know there is more to it..simply by the amount of money they were willing to pay for my services... But still! I think if I was to sit in the stands or watch a Nascar event on T.V... I might have to start drinking again in order to prevent rigor from setting in!

yellowrose10's photo
Wed 04/02/08 04:23 PM
seriously jist...it's all about the pretty cars and getting drunk DUH laugh :wink: flowerforyou

yellowrose10's photo
Wed 04/02/08 04:24 PM

laugh You guys are cracking me up. laugh

Jist is actually a much better cook than I am! I'll get him his slippers anytime, though neither of us does the recliner thing... Oh! Dare I admit we don't watch sports either! laugh


did ya like my song???? bigsmile

gonna work on a new one laugh

lilith401's photo
Wed 04/02/08 04:24 PM

Other then the fact that she had food which needed cooking in her kitchen, when I was there. I saw no evidence that she could cook at all.. Other then asking me to cook mac and cheese in the most convoluted way I've ever seen. Which admittedly, wasn't bad.


Welcome home!

I guess you don't know if I can cook, huh... I ordered chinese really good though. laugh

Really... I can. And that Mac & Cheese was awesome. You should make it for the par-tay!

yellowrose10's photo
Wed 04/02/08 04:26 PM
wait...i want to know how lilth makes mac and cheese now

lilith401's photo
Wed 04/02/08 04:29 PM

wait...i want to know how lilth makes mac and cheese now


Ahhh... okay. You cook the pasta and shred two pounds of cheese. Then you crumble up saltines in melted butter. You layer the cheese and pasta in the pan and add about 1.5 to 2 cups of milk. Cover with the saltines and bake for an hour.

no photo
Wed 04/02/08 04:34 PM

seriously jist...it's all about the pretty cars and getting drunk DUH laugh :wink: flowerforyou


I would enjoy it better if they left the car and driver out of it...
Which.. was exactly what they did when I was bidding. I received a bunch of footage of the pit crews at work..and the dialog between them and the drivers.


I guess you don't know if I can cook, huh... I ordered chinese really good though.
Don't forget the pizza. You pulled that off pretty well too. Although I still think the pizza here in Oregon is better. Which I find amazingly odd. I've always found things like pizza, bbq and cheesesteak to be better, the farther east you go from the state of Montana.

yellowrose10's photo
Wed 04/02/08 04:34 PM
wife swap came on and I was thinking how fun it would be to trade places with different people to see what their lives are. I thought of switching with deb, but after that cheese story...i have to switch with you laugh

i actually never thought about that recipe though. maybe i need to try it

snowangel2's photo
Wed 04/02/08 04:34 PM
Good evening,how is everyone this evening?drinker drinker

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