Ima thinken that ther is automatic

redneck or country wimen folk aint no door mat

i wonder if lilth is able to follow along with is without translation

Ima thinken them ther dogs should be fed b4 the chillen and his favorite slippers sitten nexta his recliner with the tv playen I love Lucy

and doncha forget them chores should be all done up b4 he is a getten home

and a cooler full of iced beer next ta the recliner

now thats some good ole country liven ther

ain'tcha ever heard the song dat thar singer shania twain about honey i'm home???

train da hound dog to get da slippers

can't rightly recalect that one ther



but can remember sitten at the table with her when i was in that ther Nashvile a spell back

dat there wimmon could put ya in yours place

itsa quitten time har

anda maybe i'll head on over to jist's house to see how the service is there

seen ifa Lilith has taken any good noted on the day

ya that ther Shania was a nice lady

but I really didn't have much to say that evening

cause i was a fish out of water with that crew

she will tell ya how the cow ate the cabbage...even iffen she's from that canada place up thar

well it is time for my to act like horse manuare and hit the trail

Happy trails to you..........bumba ddeda bummbadeeda.......

since deb is back...I have finished her song...eh hemmmmmmm (clearing throat)

<----strums the geetar

THE ODE TO DEBBIEJT


my gal, she sucks like a Hoover
but not in a good ole way
my gal, lives in England
oh why do I choose to stay

she talks about bubble wrap and ping pong balls
but not in a good ole way
she loses in the translations
oh why do I choose to stay

<chorus>
OH woozle woozle turtle poop
wotsit fan dabby dosey wet cheesy humperdink chuffed snog smelly doba doo da thingy me jig poopin turtle boobie woozle snausages
OH humperdink chuffed snog
wotsit fan dabby dosey wet cheesy humperdink chuffed snog smelly doba doo da thingy me jig poopin turtle boobie woozle snausages


she likes woozle and snausages
but not in a good ole way
she talks about cheese and turtle poop
oh why do i chose to stay

she comments a lot on my beanie
but not in a good ole way
she hates the socks and sandals
oh why do i chose to stay

<chorus>
OH woozle woozle turtle poop
wotsit fan dabby dosey wet cheesy humperdink chuffed snog smelly doba doo da thingy me jig poopin turtle boobie woozle snausages
OH humperdink chuffed snog
wotsit fan dabby dosey wet cheesy humperdink chuffed snog smelly doba doo da thingy me jig poopin turtle boobie woozle snausages


She drinks her tea with her pinky up
but not in a good ole way
she has nightmares of the PINKY MAN
oh why do i chose to say


let this be a warning to all you men
but really in a good ole way
she will shoot you with ping pong balls
and paddle you night and day..........<banjo strums>


next #1 song on the ccountry countdown..ty ty ty

lol i love it lol...none of its true...but i love it lol

hmmmm let's ask jtip and mikey if it's true


like the chorus???