Today is my 22nd birthday...So far I have planned an exciting day, I will be waking up around 930 to find my car taken apart (april fools joke) then when I can actually drive it again, I will find that my keys are missing (another joke) after I call my friend from the neighbors phone (because my friends took all my phones and my computer) I will get a ride to a greek restaurant, and get surprised with everyones bill, then we will have to work the dishroom to pay off the debt because somebody hid my wallet.

...you can see where I'm going with this...

Then most likely on the way back to the house, we will get pulled over and hassled by cops (no joke just cops don't like me and my friends) after that ordeal I could see one of two things happening...

One-I get home and there is a huge group of people there to celebrate my birthday, along with enough beer to be drunk for weeks.

OR

Two-I get home to find my once taken apart car gone, and a moped sitting there with a note that says, "april fools fu**er, we got you again!!" and then the big party takes place.

So in conclusion, I must say thank you Baby Jesus, 5 pound 9 ounce baby Jesus, for blessing me with the worst day of the year to have a birthday...

END RANT

I'm sorry that it lands on the 1st, but happy birthday anyway! have some drinks meet some people and have fun!

wow would it just surprise you and suck if everyone just forgot

Happy Birthday to you!