HOW TO MAKE "LOVE CAKE"

INGREDIENTS:

2 laughing eyes
2 loving arms
2 well shaped legs
2 firm milk containers
1 fur lined mixing bowl
2 large nuts
1 large banana

METHOD:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Fold into loving arms.
3. Spread well shaped legs.
4. Squeeze and massage milk containers gently, until fur lined
bowl is well greased. Check frequently with middle finger.
5. Add banana - work in and out until well creamed.
6. Cover with nuts and sigh with relief.

Cake done when banana becomes soft. Be sure to wash mixing
utensils and do not lick the bowl. (You can just taste it before
putting banana).

IF CAKE BEGINS TO RISE, LEAVE TOWN IMMEDIATELY!