my name is kenny i am 24 and will be 25 on the 18th of july i am curantly inlisted in the army and wateing to ship out to basic other than that is their any good women that will move for the right man cuz to put it simpal i kant leave kansas for 6 years and i sher dont want to be singal

my name is kenny i am 24 and will be 25 on the 18th of july i am curantly inlisted in the army and wateing to ship out to basic other than that is their any good women that will move for the right man cuz to put it simpal i kant leave kansas for 6 years and i sher dont want to be singal

hi i am kenny and i am wondering y i cant find a woman that want a army
man i know i am not rich but i got a big heart and i dont want to leave
the stats without haveing some one to come home to

Can we change it ????

WHY WAIT UNTIL 2008? THERE IS AN ELECTION IN 2007. I HEREWITH FIRMLY
STATE THAT I WILL NOT VOTE FOR ANY POLITICIAN, REGARDLESS OF THE OTHER
ISSUES, IF HE DOES NOT SPONSOR AND SUPPORT THE FOLLOWING LEGISLATION.
THAT INCLUDES EVERYONE STANDING FOR ELECTION IN 2007.










IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT!








KEEP IT GOING!!!!





2008 Election Issue!!





GET A BILL STARTED TO PLACE ALL POLITICIANS ON SOC. SEC.








This must be an issue in "2008" Please! Keep it going.





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SOCIAL SECURITY:





(This is worth reading. It is short and to the point.)





Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions during election
years.





Our Senators and Congresswomen DO NOT pay into Social
Security and, of course, they do not collect from it.





You see, Social Security benefits were not suitable for
persons of their rare elevation in society. They felt they should have a
special plan for themselves. So, many years ago they voted in their own
benefit plan.





In more recent years, no congressperson has felt the need to
change it. After all, it is a great plan.





For all practical purposes their plan works like this:





When they retire, they continue to draw the same pay until
they die.





Except it may increase from time to time for cost of living
adjustments..





For example, Senator Byrd and Congressman White and their
wives may expect to draw $7,800,000.00 (that's Seven Million,
Eight-Hundred Thousand Dollars), with their wives drawing $275, 000.00
during the last years of their lives.





This is calculated on an average life span for each of those
two Dignitaries.





Younger Dignitaries who retire at an early age, will receive
much more during the rest of their lives.





Their cost for this excellent plan is $0.00. NADA..!
ZILCH...





This little perk they voted for themselves is free to them.
You and I pick up the tab for this plan. The funds for this fine
retirement plan come directly from the General Funds;





"OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK "!





From our own Social Security Plan, which you and I pay (or
have paid) into, every payday until we retire (which amount is matched
by our employer). We can expect to get an average of $1,000 per month
after retirement.





Or, in other words, we would have to collect our average of
$1,000 monthly benefits for another 68 years and one (1) month to equal
Senator! Bill Bradley's benefits!





Social Security could be very good if only one small change
were made.





That change would be to:








Jerk the Golden Fleece Retirement Plan from under the
Senators and Congressmen. Put them into the Social Security plan with
the rest of us





Then sit back.....





And see how fast they would fix it.





If enough people receive this, maybe a seed of awareness
will be planted and maybe good changes will evolve.





How many people CAN you send this to?





Better yet.....





How many people WILL you send this to ?

god is somewhere but i am haveing a hard time finding him

Body: YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A
VERY BIG
HEART...

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye,

I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,

Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,

I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy I ran as fast as I could,

When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,

And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

****In loving memory of the Virginia Tech students who were lost****

Please if you would,




Pass this around,

I'd be happy if you could,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

LOLOLOLOLOL OWW **** THIS IS TO GOOD WHEEE HAAA

BREACK FOR THE HILLS BOYS WHEIR ALL IN A WOULD OF ****

OWWW CHIT NOW THAT IS FUNNY .....ROYALITIES .....

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT THEM BLONDS ARE SOMETHING ELS... BUT I LIKE IT

DO YOU GUYS NOTICE THAT NOT 1 WOMAN HAS LOOKED AT THIS

ITS ALL GOOD BUT I LOVE THEM LADYS

BECAME HIS STEPFATHER IF A WOMAN DID THAT SHE WOULD HAVE AT LEAST SIAD
HER IN STEAD DUM ASS

IVEB BEN HEAR FOR A FEW WEEK BRO AND LIKE I SAID I TALK TO MUCH CUZ I
AM NEW SO I SHOULD SUT UP IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING THANKS FOR THE
STEREOTYPE

WHO IS EDNORTIN

if you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop add
yours to the list

pick the stereotype that fits you:

I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be racist

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLONDE AT HEART, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a *****.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a
savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm PUNK, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of
girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big PENIS.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be a slut.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BiG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be a freak in the bed.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look fly and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST screw sheep

I'm BOSNIAN, so I MUST LOVE cevape

Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl/guy i see is hot.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so i must be Fugly

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times.

I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so i MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm a SKATEBOARDER, i MUST be an ignorant stoner

I'm ASIAN, so i MUST be a ****ing ninja

I'm fat so i MUST be ugly

I'm BLACK, so i MUST be in a gang.

I'm WHITE, and say nigga so i MUST be a racist

I dress in BLACK, so i MUST be a satanist

JANIS JOPLIN

bush all the way ha ha y dont that let dogs in the white
house.....................................................
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......cuz they piss on bush's and chase quail's

BECOUSE THEIR A CROSS BETTWEN A HORSE AND A DONKY THAY ARE A HIGH BREED
HIGH BREEDS ARE STERIAL