ya dont take ANY meds, over the counter or persc. until you wake up in the morning especially if you dont really drink often

true. just throw it all in your mouth and SWOOSH reeeeaaaalll fast

no no this is what you do.

get a blender, throw in 2 egg whites, an orange, a cup of strong black coffee, some peptobismol, and half a shot of whatever you were drinking



or drink a **** ton of water before you go to bed because you the reason your head hurts in the morning if from the alcohol dehydrating you and a breakfast full of carbs in the morning

do you have super cheese hearing powers or what?

how the hell can you hear cheese?

what if they couldnt'?

why's everyone talking about cheese?

we'd go hit up the babes in FUNKY TOWN

you guys are blowing my mind

CLASSIC!! haha golden man golden

notches on the belt while were young. fitting 4 people into a shower isnt as fun as it sounds. the water gets pumped from burning hot to freezing cold WAY to easy.

small city just north of eugene. population 969 last i check, blink and youll miss it

if your not attached at the hip to malls and whatever else fits in that category. there's so much to do anywhere you go! you can go from riding quads on the beach to snowboarding down a mountain in a matter of a couple hours

some of the stuff i've written over the last year or so

So I slipped and fell

To what should have been my death

But the Lord was watching me

His eyes never left


Four stories down

I landed on my head

A flash of light later

I realized I wasn't dead

My yell wasn't only in pain

But to let others know

That I was lying broken

In a giant grave of snow


I was so happy

To move my toes

How that was possible

Lord only knows


After a smoke

They loaded me up

In one expensive

Flashing truck


The bumpy ride

Wasn't the best

But I'd rather that

Then in peace I rest


Then I'm in the hospital

Doing great

With a room full of friends

All willing to wait


So I end up

With a fractured spine

A whole lot of faith

And a new life to find


Because I know now

There's a reason I'm here

What that reason is

Is not quite clear


But I'm gonna find out

Because He gave me that chance

And I'll tell you one thing

I wont miss THAT dance
............................................

Times are changing

And so am I

I went from Tonka Trucks

To getting drunk and high



as days turn to months

and months to years

I cant help but take a moment

And look in the mirror



I see a familiar face

I've seen many times before

But its not just in the mirror

I feel it in my core



I catch myself yelling

About things stupid and dumb

But I also find out

It gets the job done



I used to be different

In just about every way

Like a kid in a playground

I would laugh and play



When im with my friends

I tuck it in far

Because when it slips out

They take it real hard



Now don't get me wrong

I still play at school

But my life at home

Hasn't always been that cool



Im used to the boss

With nothing good to say

No room for error

It had to be HIS way



I used to hate it

I never understood

But now as I change

I understand why he would



Im not ready for this now

I don't want to be HIM

I feel like im on a cliff

And im Hanging from a limb



My childhood is up high

And HE is down low

The tighter I grasp

The more it starts to bow



I want it to last

But I know one day

A storm will come

And sweep me away



So I can just hang here

And do nothing with my life

Or I can leave the ones I love

And start to live…HIS life



Now I start to think

There must be another way

If I can re-asses my life

It might turn out ok



But there's only one way to know

And that's the scary part I see

Cuz how my future turns out

Is all up to ME
.................................................
and finally!

Rainin' Mud

Toyota, dodge, ford or chevy,
big tires, small, light or heavy,
when that dirt turns to mud,
and that rain just keeps fallin,
you can feel it in your blood,
and your truck it starts crawlin.

When your tires slip in that rut,
and you stomp on the gas,
what once rained clear water,
now rains mud and grass.

You rock back and forth,
your truck keeps getting lower,
that girl's sittin shotgun,
and you really wanna show her.

Give up? there's no such thing,
not until you run out of gas,
or your engine stops with a bang.

Get the sand get the wood,
and put it under your rig,
for the last resort,
you'll make your buddy dig.

So crank the wheel and pump the gas,
if anyone's behind ya,
don't hesitate to spray they're ass.

And if that don't work,
then grab the chain,
but be damn sure,
they hook it to the frame.

Because if they don't,
you'll turn baja real fast,
and your friend better run,
cuz you'll put him in a body cast.

Now that your out,
you thank the Lord,
"i may have gotten stuck,
but i still aint drivin a ford!"