1. What time is it?
9:54pm

2. What's your name?
Lacey

3. What are you most afraid of?
open water

4. What is the most recent movie that you have seen in a
theater?
Its been so long I can't remember

5. Place of birth.
Nelson B.C.

6. Favorite food?
Fajita's

7. What's your natural hair color?.
Brown

8. Who is the last person you spoke to on the phone?
My friend Jamie

9. Ever been toilet papering?
No

10.Love someone so much it made you cry?
yes

11. Been in a car accident?
sort of I guess

12. Crutons or bacon bits?
both, load them up

13. Favorite day of the week ?
what ever day I don't have anything to do

14. Favorite Restaurant?
I have to say Boston pizza (I work there, they make us say that)

15. Favorite flower?
Lilys

16. Favorite sport to watch?
UFC

17. Favorite Drink ?
Pepsi or slimes

18. Favorite ice cream ?
Cookie dough

19. Disney or Warner bros?
Disney

20. Favorite fast food restaurant?
Subway

21. What color is your bedroom carpet?
white

22. How many times you failed your driver's test?
once

23. Before this one, what thread did you last respond to?
don't remember

24. What do you do most often when you are bored?
Talk on the Computer or clean

25. Bedtime?
1 or 2 am

26. Who is the person that you are most curious to see
their responses?
Everybody

27. Favorite TV show?
Lost

28. What are you listening to right now ?
silence (kids are in bed)

29. What's your favorite color?
purple

30. How many tattoos do you have?
2

31. What would you like to accomplish/do before you die?
see my grandchildren

Coffee coffee coffeeeeeeee!!!!!

Tim hortons Tim hortons Tim hortons

Little Barry came into the kitchen where his mother was making
dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time
to tell his mother what he wanted:

"Mum, I want a bike for my birthday."

Little Barry was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at
school and at home. Barry's mother asked him if he thought he deserved
to get a bike for his birthday. Little Barry, of course, thought he did.

Barry's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect his
behaviour over the last year, and write a letter to God, and tell him
why he deserved a bike for his birthday.

Little Barry stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to
write God a letter.

Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my
birthday. I want a red one. Your friend,
Barry.

Barry knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,
so he tore up the letter and started over.
Dear God,
This is your friend Barry. I have been a pretty good boy this year, and
I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you,
Barry.

Barry knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started
again.

Dear God,
I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for
My birthday. Your friend,
Barry.

Barry knew he could not send this letter to God either. Barry was very
upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church.
Barry's mother thought her plan had worked because Barry looked very
sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said.

Barry walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He
looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the
Virgin Mary, He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church,
down the street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut the door to
his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.

Barry began to write his letter to God.

I'VE GOT YOUR MUM.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN,
SEND THE BIKE.

I've been told yoga works

I've never smoked so I don't know from personal experiance.

but hang in there you will do it

Trivial Pursuit


Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?
Answers are below.

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the
morning.

2. Alfred Hitch**** didn't have a bellybutton.

3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.

4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a
lot more.

5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!

6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.

7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are
2-6 years old.

9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in
lines.

10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

11. The average housefly lives for one month.

12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.

16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to
search for water.

18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without
turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.

19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a
Gentleman" and "Tootsie."

20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State
Anthem.

21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white
paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same
airplane, just in case there is a crash.

23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can
for a carburetor.

24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from
women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.

25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana . They were 7th
cousins.

26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.


They are all TRUE ... Now go back and think about #16!!! EWWWWWW

JUSTIFIABLE HOMICIDE

Sarah walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed
some cyanide. The Pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide?" Sarah then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The
pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy. I can't give
you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my
license; they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things
will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

Sarah reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in
bed... with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture
and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

I got my eggs and my pancakes too
I got my maple syrup, everything but you.
I break the yolks, make a smiley face
I kinda like it in my brand new place
(jewel)


crazy

Final destination in my pants

Life = work

http://www.birthdaypartyideas.com/

really good site for party Ideas!!!!!

30 Things Stressed People Say At Work

1. okay, okay! I take it back. Un**** you.

2. You say I'm a ***** like it's a bad thing.

3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.

4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?

5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.

6. Do I look like a people person.

7. This isn't an office. Its hell with fluorescent lights.

8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

10.Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and
senseless acts of self control. - (my personal favorite)

11.I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

12.Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

13.Do they ever shut up on your planet?

14.I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

15.Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone
to sleep yet!

16.Back off! Your standing in my aura.

17.Don't worry. I forgot your name too.

18.I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.

19.Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

20.Wait.I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

21.Chaos, panic and disorder..my work here is done.

22.Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

23.You look like ****. Is that the style now?

24.Earth is full. Go home.

25.Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?

26.I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

27.A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

28.you are depriving some village of an idiot.

29.If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

30.Look in my eyes..Do you see one ounce of give a ****?

Tequila and Salt

You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.

1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be
just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't
like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. You are special and unique.

8. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.


10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look.

11. Always remember the compliments you received.. Forget about the rude
remarks.

When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt."

Have A Good Day

The storms of life will blow
They're sure to come and go
They meet us all at a time
When I'm calm and doing fine
(yolanda adams)


Bootie

BB king= guitar

When a woman wears leather clothing,
a man's heart beats quicker,
his throat gets dry,
He goes weak in the knees,
and he begins to think irrationally.





Ever wounder why?







She smells like a new truck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up the same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B I T C H!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and
dies.

Thought For the Day: If only men would listen

My fine is $360

This is fun to do. Read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe
that fine. Keep going until you've read each "Offense" and added up
your total fine. Then post " My fine is $... ".

you don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you
--
$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something --$20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don' t remember the night before -- $20
Gone skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool --$20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --
$20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn' t mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Had sex with two people of the opposite sex at the same time --$60.30
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good - $25

Tally it up and Title it... " My Fine Is... " .

Ya I am In northern canada need I say more

LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of snow and
cold
actually just checked the temp and its not a bad day
-20 c or -10 f