I just joined this site about a week ago and didn't know this
thread was here. I just wanted to introduce myself to whoever
cares to listen. I'm a little old fashioned (go figure) and no chivalry
is not dead; I'm living proof! :)

Please feel free to send me messages I'm looking for new friends
anywhere around the globe and of course I think we all are hoping to
find a special somebody. Honestly I'm not holding my breath on it but
if it happens I'd consider myself a very lucky girl.

Have a Wonderful Morning, Afternoon, or Night!

Jade

By the way honesty, loyalty, devotion are what healthy relationships
should be founded on anything else and it's bound to crumble you have to
set the relationship in stone with qualities that will last a lifetime.
But first and foremost I think it's important to get to know him/her.
:)

Sadly I should be considered an expert by now with the not so
great relationships/dating experiences I've had. I think many take my
kindness for weakness and that in itself was like carrying a Neon Sign
that said all Axxholes come here; luckily I'm not naive anymore and get
out of it immediately when I see/feel something isn't right. :)

So here goes:

When he doesn't tell you he's divorcing (but still married) and
for months won't let you meet his kids

Anyone who wants sex on the first date; sorry promiscious people are
high risk

Someone who drinks alcohol like a fish and says they don't have
a drinking problem and by the way can't remember what they say or do
when they drink like a fish

Immaturity; someone who wants to be babied and whines all the time

Wierd Extreme Fetishes; sorry even though it's common I feel it's
unnatural although some are okay

Insecurity and paranoia i.e. someone who calls you like 20 times a day
and is upset when you don't answer every call

Someone who says the "L" word after only knowing you a week

Someone who wants to move in with you after only knowing you two weeks

The most obvious: A "TrainWreck" of a life someone leads i.e. financial
problems, friend problems, car accident, etc.

Someone who is still living with their Mommy/Daddy and is well into
their 20's or 30's for that matter (Big RED Flag by the way)

Someone who's in their 30's and say's they are still trying to figure
out what they want to be when they grow up

Flakey Flakes who are so busy (as they claim) that they only call you
like every once in a blue moon or when they want some booty

Someone who invites you and not your kids over to their Thanksgiving
dinner with his family and his kids (ouch)

If all they want to do is have sex and nothing else; sorry I know this
is the City Of Sex but there comes a time when you got to respect your
body and LA County has a high number of HIV and STD's you'd be surprised
how many people have unprotected sex and have never been tested.

Okay! That's all I could think of from the worst of the worst.
:) lol.

LOL Thank you for that hilarious post
I needed a good laugh!