Community > Posts By > messi_is_a_tim_1888
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Cougars rate my profile
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Where is your head? |
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Now this is one trend that hasnt caught on here in Oz....can someone please explain...wtf.... west coast low riders, old classic cars with hydraulic systems, they like to bounce up and down. i dont see the point of it but some of the cars are nice looking tho. |
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respect tim and morning chuck |
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I'm trying to say that women still do this work and men don't. Yet women work outside and are paid just like men. But at home there is no equality still. |
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I would sail the oceans and live off the sea .. find a remote tropical islands for fresh water .. and a base . How many zombies can swim .. Lmao . The sharks would smell them a mile away .. Good burley for fishing :-) |
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In many cultures a woman's parents were paid to seal the marriage deal, shouldn't women be paid today for this marriage deal? |
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WHAT DOES HE MEAN?
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Aye, it's a cop out from them Iam, cos the attitude that I have is that I'm good enough for anyone, cos I'm a good person all round and deserve the best! That's how I married my missus, cos I met the best for me and never married any lassie I went with before her! Don't settle for 2nd best, but I know you know that already?
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I need ideas for my man birthday on the 28th of April.think of something exciting pls and no whips and handcuffs done that already |
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needs some fun
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I name this sex doll blowup betty |
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Picking up my new Audi, on Wednesday. Can't wait!
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needs some fun
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Wait, is this British humor? *over my head* |
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How Smart Are You ?
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Are you street smart, book smart, or not smart at all!? How good are you when it comes to thinking quick on your feet? |
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Thank you. *gobbles you, urmmm, I mean, gobbles it up... |
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Ammunition is a finite resource. Effective while you have it; when ya don't your empty weapon is a clunky sort o'club and it ain't too efficient. Plan ahead. Consider proficiency with edged weapons, a katana, machete or even a kukri or big ol' Bowie knife makes for an effective weapon and a useful tool when you're not busy fending off critters. |
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correction, 1-1 now!
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Chilling in my house, with my feet up and a beer in my hand watching the Celta Vigo v Real Madrid, Spanish La Liga, league game. Latest score 1-0, to Celta Vigo
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1. Russia has a larger surface area than Pluto 2. Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire 3. France was still executing people by Guillotine when "Star Wars" hit theatres 4. Nintendo was originally a trading card company 5. If the sun were the size of a white blood cell then the Milky Way Galaxy would be the size of the United States 6. There are more stars in space than there are grains of sand on every beach in the world 7. For every human on Earth there are 1.6 million ants 8. The total weight of all those ants, however, is about the same as all the humans 9. On Jupiter and Saturn it rains diamonds 10.Ten percent of all the photos ever taken were taken in the last 12 months 11. Shakespeare made up the name "Jessica" for his play Merchant of Venice 12. Your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark 13. Nowhere in the Humpty Dumpty Nursery Rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg 14. Armadillos almost always give birth to quadruplets 15. Scotland's national animal is the unicorn 16. Apparently there are more fake flamingos in the world than real flamingos 17. John Tyler, the 10th president of the US, was born in 1790. He has a grandson that is alive today. 18. A strawberry is NOT a berry 19.A banana is a berry. 20. There is enough water in Lake Superior to cover all of North and South America in one foot of liquid 21. An octopus has three hearts 22. There are 10 times more bacteria in your body than actual body cells 23. There is only one country between North Korea and Norway 24. New York City is farther south than Rome, Italy 25. Maine is the closest US state to Africa! no, whats that? |
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1. Russia has a larger surface area than Pluto 2. Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire 3. France was still executing people by Guillotine when "Star Wars" hit theatres 4. Nintendo was originally a trading card company 5. If the sun were the size of a white blood cell then the Milky Way Galaxy would be the size of the United States 6. There are more stars in space than there are grains of sand on every beach in the world 7. For every human on Earth there are 1.6 million ants 8. The total weight of all those ants, however, is about the same as all the humans 9. On Jupiter and Saturn it rains diamonds 10.Ten percent of all the photos ever taken were taken in the last 12 months 11. Shakespeare made up the name "Jessica" for his play Merchant of Venice 12. Your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark 13. Nowhere in the Humpty Dumpty Nursery Rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg 14. Armadillos almost always give birth to quadruplets 15. Scotland's national animal is the unicorn 16. Apparently there are more fake flamingos in the world than real flamingos 17. John Tyler, the 10th president of the US, was born in 1790. He has a grandson that is alive today. 18. A strawberry is NOT a berry 19.A banana is a berry. 20. There is enough water in Lake Superior to cover all of North and South America in one foot of liquid 21. An octopus has three hearts 22. There are 10 times more bacteria in your body than actual body cells 23. There is only one country between North Korea and Norway 24. New York City is farther south than Rome, Italy 25. Maine is the closest US state to Africa! |
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if i say i want to kiss u! what will u do? |
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DJ IN THE HOUSE!!!
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https://youtu.be/nhjT73o8GKw
Here's one for you Pansy? Motiv8 - Rockin' For Myself |
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